Guess you're taking the scenic route to the hole

This phrase is said while golfing. to someone who isn't keeping their ball within the fairway. It usually means they're in the trees or hazard areas.

Your ball is about two inches off of the white house's fence. I guess you're taking the scenic route to the hole.

by jokesandluck September 9, 2025

Scenic route

The route you want to go when your hopping to get lucky with a girl or a boy.

A: where's darragh going?
B: he's going scenic route with aoibhinn

by Dontgonearthelake:( July 29, 2019

Scenic Route

Having sex with a view.

We stayed at the top floor of a hotel and had a scenic route.

by Your Alpha October 7, 2021

Scenic Suds Car Wash

A car wash that looks like the Wacky Factory at Lake Winnie

Scenic Suds Car Wash is the best.

by SPrice1980 April 22, 2022