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Handle Your Scandal

To take care of business! Whether it's regular day to day stuff, current beef you have with anyone (or if you're the mediator in friend drama), or unfortunate mishaps in life... YOU JUST GOTTA HANDLE THAT SHIT!
Paul: "Ay, is everything good witchu and what's her name?
Joe: "Nah, man she all in my ear about some dumb shit rn. I need to set her straight!"
Paul: "Oh aight, Handle Your Scandal bruh!
by ssqwad December 29, 2014
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Scandinavian Backpedal

Nothing like a good Scandinavian Backpedal to make you go six fifths.
by Anal chilli pill September 7, 2012
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Fuck Scan

Upon entering a bar/club/party/office... checking the room for a likely candidate. Or upon entering said bar/club/party/office.. feeling Fuck Scan eyes fall upon you...
" We were fuck scanned by every man in the room as we walked across to the bar"
" Lets fuck scan Will's party, before deciding if we'll stay"
by Futures& Loyalty December 11, 2010
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scandanavia

noun. -Scandanavia

1. Name for Scandinavia, sometimes used by stupid, ignorant non-Scandinavians

2. Popular typo of Scandinavia
"R u from scandanavia?"
by Ða þug October 24, 2005
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Scandinavian Pipebomb

A bag of 'shrooms, slap of heroine, star-shaped snort of cocaine all done in under fifteen minutes.
Shit dogg, last night Charles did a Scandinavian Pipebomb in McCarthy Quad and shat his pants and subsequently convulsed.
by Risky Rick December 17, 2008
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Scandinavian Penis

alternatively: Scandinavian "Penisula"

For people with a sense of humor and a dirty mind. orig. "Scandinavian Peninsula."

Coming from the fact that the peninsula looks a lot like a penis on a map, with Finland being another penis and the tips touching.
Person 1: Hey I heard Petre was from the Scandinavian Penis
Person 2: Really? What side of the ethnic meat staff is he from?
Person 1: I think Norway, he seems a lot fuzzier than a Swede or a Finn.
Person 2: Ha! I'd love to be from a penis-shaped country like Finland.
by Hugh Jazzdich October 28, 2013
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scandinavia

The only place left in the world where metal will still get you laid.
Ooh, I love it when you growl like that.
Scandinavia!
by Ssonic April 22, 2006
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