scandanavian yoyo

To hold a man up bynthe penis during a dry handjob. Generally painful and can cause injury

She was so strong that she tried to give me a scandanavian yoyo but I wasn't having it!

by Likespr0n September 3, 2016

Scatman (song)

Scatman is a song sang by Scatman John. The song is also called Ski-ba-bop-ba-dop-bop for some reason. The song was made back in 1994 when Scatman John was still alive. The video was then played in heavy rotation on music channels in 1995. The song was featured on Before EDM: 30 Dance Tracks From The '90s That Changed The Game in 2013 and ranked 28th and on The 101 Greatest Dance Songs of the 90s in 2017 and ranked 94th. The song is Single. It is 5 minutes and 3 seconds long and has 54,783,116 views for the original video and 138,357 views on the auto-generated video.

Person1: Hey! What’s your favorite dance song?
Person2: Scatman (song)

by JollyJBird October 7, 2019

Scandanavian jackhammer

The act of attaching a dildo to a jackhammer and using it to pleasure someone. Careful, they might also die.

I gave my girlfriend a scandanavian jackhammer last night and now she's in the hospital. I don't know if she's going to make it and I'm really scared.

by Analbutt420 August 21, 2020

Go commit Scatman's World

Whenever someone says this you MUST sing Scatman's World by Scatman John. Otherwise the Scatman Secret Police (S.S.P) will take you to Malay Island.

Matt: Go commit Scatman's World.
Jack: *starts scatting*

by UrbanSprayDude May 11, 2021

scandanavian slurpee

when a guy cums onto his stomach then pushes all the cum he can into his belly button and makes the girl slurp it out

she grabbed the keys and said she was running to the store to get something to drink,i said dont bother,just have this scandanavian slurpee.

by jupiter cyclopse March 12, 2009

Scan Man

Usually an IT geek who is in charge of scanning large amounts of paper or files. Scan Man identifies and fixes any scanning errors and is sometimes revered as a type of pseudo super hero. Scan Man is often seen wearing t-shirts with software or trade show logos. Scan Man has also been known to sport high waters when required to dress up.

Scan Man came to the rescue yesterday when the scanner jammed and the entire system almost shut down.

by See Sack EIA April 27, 2009

scatman

mozart

don't believe me, look it up

he simply loved shit and probably ate shit too

A true scatman

by MeltedSOX September 3, 2016