scalloping

Extracting the eyes from a person but not breaking the nerves while there still alive.(funky masochism)

i always do scalloping to people i dont like.

by man withoutmorals April 12, 2024

Pants Scallop

A camel toe that is hidden around sea level

My Pants Scallop burns but at least its hidden

by Magelmonster September 23, 2021

scalloped potatoes

To masturbate using somone else's shit as lubricant.

" Me and the old lady tried scalloped potatoes last night. I got shit stuck in my pre hole."

by Shit guru June 30, 2017

Scallops

an impossibly handsome individual and he is naturally a chick magnet. he has an absoloutely collosal, gigantic, intellectual, throbbing, electrical brain that is so good at being smart that he is actually considered smart. you may seem confused as per what i just said but thats because their inteligence levels are unmatched for everyone else, including myself

Wow, Mary-Sue is pretty scallops, don't you think?

by Scallops November 9, 2021

unusually large scallop

a euphemism, used to fill gaps in conversation, awkward silence or just for a laugh. Coined by Master Chef Hugh Acheson, loosely referring to a scallop stored in a tin the size of a paint can.

Girl 1: Smart, handsome, he is quite a catch.
Girl 2: ... AND he has an unusually large scallop...

Wife: Have you cleaned the garage yet?
Husband: Have I mentioned I have an unusually large scallop?

by Capt. Colicchio April 30, 2011

Scallop

To proceed movement towards the bathroom from ones couch

Scallop to the bathroom before i murder your parents

by sdaGFSHDJHSFDASF March 11, 2018

Yellow Scallop

The act - intentional or accidental - of burping in your partner's open mouth during a moment of intimacy.

We were having a lovely evening. I went in for the kiss. Poor thing must not have been feeling well as she returned the gesture with a yellow scallop.

by dfjquest September 16, 2025