Sausage roll

A sausage roll is a silly sausage of a man boy that keeps rolling in his car, chasing money and chasing ladies as though he still had potential in his life. But he long since failed
Look at Jude still going on shopping tours of Asian cities like his good education is still going to get him that stock market job. I heard he’s not even living for romantic love anymore. What a sausage roll!
by Bowslosski December 19, 2023
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sausage rolls

sausage rolls is a slang term that my dumbass made up together with my friend and it means awesome
“yo i just lost my virginity to Thomas the Train!!”
“No way thatʼs sausage rolls bro!!”
by viqix. February 20, 2024
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Santa Fe Sausage Roll

- the most deviant and perverse sexual act known to man. For liability reasons, we are unable to provide a full definition. However, we can say that it involves lots of Texas Pete, one penis, and two men.
Hopefully Tom will get drunk enough to night to try and old Santa Fe Sausage Roll.
by Mr. Thor July 02, 2011
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ate the sausage roll

When something (including but not limited to media, like a video game, or a movie) suddenly drops in quality out of nowhere, with the term usually used to joke that the creator(s) ran out of budget to maintain the quality of said thing.
Person A: "Hey, where the hell did the voice acting go? None of the dialogue has any voice acting anymore!"
Person B: "They must've ate the sausage roll."
by chippy chippy chippy October 10, 2023
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happy sausage roll

When your so happy you sausage roll stands up.
Your happy sausage roll is standing up.
by Raman Packets November 21, 2019
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Sausage Biscuit Roll Up

Having sex with a woman while she has a yeast infection.
Person 1: “yo you want some Jimmy Deans?”
Person 2: “Nah I already had a sausage biscuit roll up this mornin
by Quickquestionwhat May 31, 2021
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hot sausage roll

A hot sausage roll is when you defecate in your hand and proceed to masturbate
Bro that was a sick hot sausage roll you just pulled , big load
by Holy mouley February 27, 2016
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