the night of the week where everyone drops their usual standards of the opposite sex for the sake of making the night a good time
he showed that he was practicing 'no standards saturday' when he took home the ugliest girl at the party
by thepoonhandler February 4, 2010
Get the no standards saturday mug.by Damian the Greek April 23, 2008
Get the Saturday School mug.the day after Black Friday, when the unwashed masses recover from brutal shopping frenzies - and the corporate plutocrats tally up profits, while watching in-store videos reaffirming that the peasants do indeed deserve ruthless subjugation.
(see youtube: black friday fights)
(see youtube: black friday fights)
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ November 21, 2012
Get the Black and Blue Saturday mug.Describes a hot, desirable, much anticipated item; an item that one would go to great lengths to obtain. Original usage referred to Michael Jordan's signature basketball shoes, which are released on Saturdays. Long lines of people hoping to be the first on the block to sport the new Jays can form outside shoe stores early on Saturday mornings.
by TronaNon January 21, 2008
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by Theboyzarebackintown May 22, 2017
Get the Saturday mug.A day in which a suit must be worn. It generally starts out as a means to curb the pain from the night before. The party members are to take on fake identities and discuss business. Topics of conversation may range from buying premium real estate, companies we own or fabulous vacations.
Jamal: Hey did you check the day?
Erin: Suit Saturday again..
Jamal: Damn right time to suit up bitches!
Erin: Suit Saturday again..
Jamal: Damn right time to suit up bitches!
by TheBlueLantern January 23, 2013
Get the Suit Saturday mug.Damn, I can't believe I missed that rager, but my Saturday Night Sacrifice really helped my exam scores.
by StudyBlue April 26, 2011
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