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internet satisfaction

When you've been satisfied with the copious amounts of porn you've viewed, and done with all your blogging, you get this strange feeling. At that moment, YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY SATISFIED WITH BROWSING ON THE INTERNET. You have an uncontrollable urge to get out of your house, and actually get a life.
Chuck: Hey dude, "wuts up"!

Charles: Damn nigga"internet satisfaction" finally hit yo dumbass!"
by GamerLex1 January 13, 2008
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satiscraptory

(Adj.) Something that is pretty bad but which will suffice because nothing better can be found.
1. When you're on your lunchbreak in downtown Washington D.C., McDonald's is a perfectly satiscraptory place to eat.

2. I am living in an area where the cable company has a monopoly. Prices are high, and the service is only barely satiscraptory. I have to leave Missouri.

3. I don't have much love for the AK-47 assault rifle, but until I have saved up enough money to buy a TIE Advanced starfighter with quadmounted lasers and deflection shield system, it will be satiscraptory.
by HMB August 13, 2004
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Sahishan

This dude at your school that wants to be the cool kid. He always gives out his food to popular kids so they can be friends. He thinks he's good at basketball but he sucks. Says he gonna be in the NBA. Always tries to roast people about their hairline. Pretty nice person tho.
Sahishan is always hanging out with the cool kids.
He is also saying he's gonna be in the NBA
Meh.
by do robux December 3, 2019
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Satisbate

to perform masturbation in an effort to remove depression
After I satisbate, I am going to go to sleep.
by lord_farquaad_15 November 23, 2021
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Toki wo, saishido shiro!

that one badass fucking line that Diavolo/King Crimson says when he was about to cancel TE and yeet Polnareff to the side
Diavolo: Toki wo, saishido shiro!
Polnareff: *ouchie blood noises*
by ofrfr October 11, 2020
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satisfocalypse

A combination of "satisfaction" and "apocolypse", often used to describe how one feels after eating a Snickers bar.
Ride the four horses of the satisfocalypse.
by RnFDoctorZ March 29, 2009
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Satoshi Ohno

1) Real name: Oono (or Ohno) Satoshi (大野智)
2) Born November 26, 1980
3) Japanese idol, singer, actor, artist, dancer, choreographer and radio host.
4) The lead vocalist and leader of Japanese boy band Arashi, hence his nickname Leader (リーダー)

-He's hot when he dances/sings or whenever he's serious about something and he gives a cute reaction when other group members tease him :)
BEST IDOL EVER <3
Person 1: Did you see Ohno yesterday?
Person 2: Yeah, he was so hot when he was singing his solo!
Person 1: Satoshi Ohno FTW!!!
Person 2: Hell yeah. :) <3
by nyaknyak1219 July 2, 2011
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