People that worship the only real evil in the world, Green apple Jolly Rancher water flavoring. This group of people are the worst of the worst, more horrible than regular Satanists and the KKK combined.
Guy one: hey, have you heard of the Green Apple Satanists?
Guy two: stay away from them! They'll sacrifice then eat your new born
Guy two: stay away from them! They'll sacrifice then eat your new born
by DevoutPumkanist May 19, 2017
Get the Green Apple Satanistsmug. Person 1: You know karen?
Person 2: Oh yeah isn't she the Satanist who killed all them people?
Person 1: Oh My God! I heard a rumor that she dry humped Satan at a sacrificial birthday party for her 7 year old cousin who had peppa pig in his colon.
Person 2: OMG! PEPPA WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HIS COLON!
Person 2: Oh yeah isn't she the Satanist who killed all them people?
Person 1: Oh My God! I heard a rumor that she dry humped Satan at a sacrificial birthday party for her 7 year old cousin who had peppa pig in his colon.
Person 2: OMG! PEPPA WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HIS COLON!
by Defo not Karen August 26, 2019
Get the Satanistmug. Hym "Yeah, I'm Satanist adjacent though... But wow! That was not a very self-aware rant. I mean... Did you see that kid catch you espousing Satanist rhetoric? It was a good video. I still don't know how the name thing is supposed to work but he know who he is... And he GOT your ass, son! Ha!"
by Hym Iam May 2, 2023
Get the Satanistmug. This is a shitty religion made up by the quirky people of tiktok
religion has to have a belief of life behind it, a reason for life and usually a God
Satanism is the belief that you can do what you want which is idiotic
religion has to have a belief of life behind it, a reason for life and usually a God
Satanism is the belief that you can do what you want which is idiotic
Person 1 "Hey did you hear about Jj? apprently he's a Satanist now"
Person 2"Hes a fucking idiot mannn"
Person 2"Hes a fucking idiot mannn"
by Angel<33 June 18, 2022
Get the Satanistmug. by Xxxfi October 27, 2025
Get the Satanist Ordermug. friends who are wild, party, or freethinkers. The idea of a heathen, pagan, or non believer. similiar to "me and my heathen friends"
by TheOldestGenX May 12, 2024
Get the Satanist Buddiesmug. People who push their will upon you because they feel they are free thinkers, and everyone should masturbate to their own egos like they do.
Satan(hebrew for adversary)
Satanist(someone who worships their own worst enemy)
Themselves.
Ego worship!
Satan(hebrew for adversary)
Satanist(someone who worships their own worst enemy)
Themselves.
Ego worship!
by Toldyasooo February 9, 2022
Get the Satanistmug.