Green Apple Satanists

People that worship the only real evil in the world, Green apple Jolly Rancher water flavoring. This group of people are the worst of the worst, more horrible than regular Satanists and the KKK combined.

Guy one: hey, have you heard of the Green Apple Satanists?

Guy two: stay away from them! They'll sacrifice then eat your new born

by DevoutPumkanist May 19, 2017

Satanist Buddies

friends who are wild, party, or freethinkers. The idea of a heathen, pagan, or non believer. similiar to "me and my heathen friends"

"Me and my satanist buddies are gonna go the renfair to party and have a good time"

by TheOldestGenX May 12, 2024

Satanist

Certainly not a Luciferian: Satanists are similar though and some of the things they do are evil, when Luciferians avoid dogma, a Satanist belongs to a serious cult misinterpreted as evil. But Anton LaVey would not approve of inappropriate behaviour. For example they have 9 guidelines, not 11, that is the similarity between a Satanist and a Luciferian.

Me: I'm a Luciferian, the bearer of light.
Satanist: Why? I must punish you with cruelty and no mercy.
Me: Listen you arsehole, I have a similar rule to do the evil of punishing your stupidity, I'll wring your neck!
(I wring a Satanist's neck)
(Satanist beats me with a chain like an animal, equally punishing me)

by badmouth June 12, 2018

Satanist

This is a shitty religion made up by the quirky people of tiktok

religion has to have a belief of life behind it, a reason for life and usually a God
Satanism is the belief that you can do what you want which is idiotic

Person 1 "Hey did you hear about Jj? apprently he's a Satanist now"
Person 2"Hes a fucking idiot mannn"

by Angel<33 June 18, 2022

Satanists

Bunch of losers, who haven’t moved on from their edgy high school phase.

Satanists gatherings are usually filled with heavy metal music, weirdos, and the leader who looks like who was raised by meth heads.

by DrTre902 October 30, 2022

Satanist

People who push their will upon you because they feel they are free thinkers, and everyone should masturbate to their own egos like they do.

Satan(hebrew for adversary)

Satanist(someone who worships their own worst enemy)

Themselves.

Ego worship!

Those swinggers are satanist's because they think they know what everyone needs.

by Toldyasooo February 9, 2022

Satanist

Technically I'm closer to a "Carpocratian Gnostic."

Hym "Yeah, I'm Satanist adjacent though... But wow! That was not a very self-aware rant. I mean... Did you see that kid catch you espousing Satanist rhetoric? It was a good video. I still don't know how the name thing is supposed to work but he know who he is... And he GOT your ass, son! Ha!"

by Hym Iam May 2, 2023