sarge donut

someone with the biggestt penis on earth.

that guys got a cock like sarge donut.

by TheOnlyHerbert January 5, 2022

Sarge

noun;
An insult used to refer to someone when they are being; stubborn, short-tempered, and/or ignorant.

“You’re being a total fucking sarge right now, bro..”

“I am NOT short-tempered, dude.”

by derkswus January 27, 2021

Red Sarge

The despicable act of hitting on one’s relative in hopes of a late-night bang session. Common among inbreds.

“Man did you see Gary at his brother-in-laws wedding? He was totally trying to pull a red sarge with his cousin! I bet he drives a Batmobile painted in Bama crimson.

by BobBerry69 April 9, 2025

Fuck the sarge

a famous quote by geemoney

Have it large and fuck the sarge

by anonymous March 22, 2021

sarge out

To reprimand or berate harshly, either with or without copious amounts of profanity, in the style of a drill sergeant. To ream out.

I watched my boss sarge out a coworker after he was caught napping on the toilet on company time.

by Hannibal Cannabis September 29, 2023

Sarge

A self-appointed, self-aggrandizing nickname chosen by a loser who wants to appear important or cool, despite the fact that they were never in the military and were never cool.

Person 1: That dick wants everyone to call him Sarge now.

Person 2: Yeah, what a loser! Nobody actually calls him that except some kids and a demented old man.

by PuppetFister February 18, 2023