Supple Milk

Supple milk is the rarest of all milks. It is found in the supple breast of young women. It is highly sought after by most young men. It is also a real treat to taste. Any guy who can say he has sipped milk straight from the supple teat is a lucky man.

Lachie: "So did you get any action last night?"
James: "Yeah I copped a breastfeeding"
Charlie: "Supple Milk!"

by Putemupcunt August 9, 2016

Sample Fart

Is when you let go a sample of a fart to see if it smells bad before you let it all out...

I let go a sample fart in the elevator to see if i could let go the rest.

by hmlv October 24, 2009

snapple cap

The metal top to a glass snapple bottle. Makes good popping noise. Also the source of all knowledge. Without these, the world may never figure out how many cows can fit in a space shuttle.

"That's a lie!"
"No, it isn't, I saw it once on a Snapple cap."
"Oh, ok."

by DumDumDumHour December 28, 2007

snapple

Origin: Straight from God's womb
Definition: The best damn liquid refeshment ever to have been created by man, or God. Only the Almighty know of the secrets of what the "best stuff on Earth" is, but who really cares, it tastes damn fine going down. And the flavor cannot be beat. From Banana to Lemon, Snapple is indeed, what Jesus would drink if he was around for its miracously decent from heaven in 1992. So if you ask, what would Jesus do, I can reply that he would drink Snapple. And yes, I know Jesus.

Damn that Snapple be fine, dawg, share me some!

by peanuts and caramel with nougat covered in chocolate January 15, 2005

spapple

Surfing the net while slightly drunk and adding information to websites that you know is bollocks.It's better than buying shit from ebay or amazon that you forgetabout until it arrives mid week, at work.

I'm pished and adding the word spapple to the urban dictionary

by Robert TK August 12, 2006

sample slut

somebody who hovers around free sample counters in food stores and/or takes more than one free sample

Person 1: Look at that sample slut blocking the bakery counter
Person 2: Yeah, she thinks "Try One" means try one, then try another one, and another one....

by creaternity July 8, 2006

free sample friendship

n. a friendship that's slightly deeper than an aquaintance but not a true friendship. This could be someone you've just met, or an old friendship that has fallen apart.

If you see someone once a week for 20 minutes... you're in a free sample friendship.

by TheGrainmaker March 3, 2009