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Smental

An intelligent person who has few “slowmoments
I’m the smartest guy in school yet I lost a game of chess to the school dummy because I made the wrong move . Now everyone calls me Smental
by Kaydog9 December 4, 2019
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Sementa

When someone mixes cement with their semen in order to create an extra hard liquid
I just realized how retarded Jack is
I know, he makes sementa in his free time
by anonymous November 14, 2021
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Samanta or Santa

A really pretty person that can make you smile nonstop without knowing. She’s really pretty, even if you don’t know her irl. She can be loving, and can maje you smile through the screen. I talk about her so much, even my irl friends know about her. I love her so much <3 She makes people feel happy about themselves, and she can’t talk bad about people. She’s really caring when it’s about you. She’s the best person I’ve ever met in my entire life. She makes me feel so well about myself, and she can be wholesome too. Sometimes I just want to tell her “Marry me” but she’d respond with “I’m loyal, I’m married to @durex” </3 She still is a person you can really trust, and that you must love :))
You can’t just hate her. She’s way too cute for this <3

I love her so much, not even words explain my expressions right now. I feel so special whenever getting all those Good night texts or Good morning texts. They make me feel so loved, so supported, they make me feel something I’ve never felt /pos

Samanta, if you’re reading this
I love you so much <33
Me: Omg I’ve stayed up until 4 AM this time talking to someone

Irl friend: Was it Samanta or Santa, however you call her?

Me: Yeah, how did you know?

Irl friend: You always talk to her until it’s really late. I want what you and Samanta have
by marrymeplzz November 20, 2021
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samantah

Samantah is a beautiful soul always ready to give without asking back. she's loyal, verry smart and people are in admiration with her multiple talents.
A Samantah can be verry nice and understanding but once you broke their trust there's no going back, she might forgive you but she'll never forget so don't mess up because you'll highly regret it.
She tends tu cut off people easily when she consideres them being toxic for her even when they used to be besties, so don't take it personally when she decides you're no longer worth her time.
Samantah is not someone you'd like to lose or have as an enemy, she can be verry lovely to her close members but cold and heartless to those she doesn't consider important. Choose your side wisely !
Guy one : - " hey I saw Samantah earlier ! She smiled at me ! I think I'm in love !
Guy two : - wow ! She never randomly smiles at people, you're a lucky guy !
by Pretty hurt November 23, 2021
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Samanta Gunawan

Big ass botty sexy body and great kisser
Samanta Gunawan's botty is so big
by Bitchiestcuntbucket November 23, 2021
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sementary

A cementary of penises and sperms. Families go there to blow it and mourn with it and give it flowers...
sementary snjloghja
by quartz89 January 28, 2022
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Sementary

The word used to describe the place where you want to bury your hot load.
Hank: damn dawgs, check out the ass on that fine bitch.

Tony: I would bury my 3 inch rod right in there

Moose: I would take my cock to that sementary and fill that up with 6 feet of my creamy cumcrete.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm July 18, 2022
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