Salonii

Goth rockstar.

Usually plays drums.

I want to pay my monthly salary to watch Salonii live on stage !!

Salonii has so many groupies. I wish I was her rep - Xi Jinping

by hadespersephone June 30, 2023

saloni

she is SANDAS. worst ever person. she is a demon. i hate her with my whole tiny finger. she is a loser from loserville. SHE IS SAN DAS.

saloni is a sandas bandar

by quirkyasf2008 October 25, 2023

Salentines Day

On February 14 you and one of your single homies must take on a challenge and frot with no lube. Whoever cums first is tonight’s biggest loser and must let their homie finish down their throat.

Hey bro, today’s Salentines Day! Wanna find out who’ll be tonight’s big loser?~

by CheeseBurgerAndy February 14, 2024

Salentine

On February 14th, you and your homie must take on a challenge and frot without lube. Whoever cums first is tonight’s big loser! For their punishment they must allow their homie to finish down their throat.

Person 1: Hey bro wanna be my Salentine?

Person 2: Sure! I just hope I’m not tonight’s big loser again…

by CheeseBurgerAndy February 14, 2024

Slonting

Jerking off using your dominant hand backwards at the base, while the other hand is pushing the shaft forward, achieving a 90° angle. Commonly done while rock hard, naturally or medically.

"Dude, my girl started slonting me last night!"

by dewww April 14, 2025

Nail salonist

It means when you work at a nail salon

I want to be a nail salonist

by Nail salon it’s May 8, 2021

Aleks Salontai

Aleks Salontai is a national figure in the republic of former Yugoslavia. He gave the people the freedom of speech and he stopped the events of "Sexsund" after he destroyed the Moon and made another one. He is still alive today, possessing a form of a little boy.

Veljko Jerkov:"Aleks Salontai is my hero!"
Aleks Salontai: *drains your energy*

by alexsalontai November 18, 2022