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Satanist got his ass kicked for being such an retard.
by dhoy September 16, 2007
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satanist

Historically, satanists really were people who believed in Satan. They thought that he would grant them powers that allwed them to do "what ever they wanted".
Today, satanists are those who admire tonly them-selves and think that they are the only ones who are praise worthy for their "unique" being and the world revolves around them.
-Today's "satanists" are actually very simple and close-minded people who worship egoïsm and egocentrism.
(If those people had money, they would be called "capitalists", but alas, since they are poor, they are often confonded with "anarchists")- think about that one.
-Historical reference: see "Louis XIV", also defined in this dictionary.
I personnoly do not believe in God or Satan. I believe in the Light. For that is real and without it no life is possible.
-Everyone ows his/her existance to It. (reference in this dictinary as well0
also see "Life" and "Death"
by Axis October 4, 2004
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Agnostic-Satanist

In other words, a complete moron.
by Killing Kittens November 16, 2004
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sagantist

A preening pseudo-scientist who uses scientific knowledge or technological advances derived from that knowledge for his or her own self-aggrandizement.
You ever see "Contact?" The character of David Drumlin is a total sagantist.
by tomte September 12, 2005
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Agnostic-Satanist

Someone who is agnostic (have trouble to pick which imaginary religious figure to worship blindly), and believe they will go to hell after they die because they can't wake up on Sunday to go to church.
I am an agnostic-satanist. I don't know if god exists, but if he or she exists, I am definitely going to hell.
by iamanas August 14, 2012
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Satanist

This is in reference to the new and lite version of the real thing. Its like hot topic and magic the gathering fanatics had a baby and came up with this. Basically plagiarized a religion that was all ready around. . Its like the rebel emo kid who grew up and still wants to shock their parents so they decided to go the devil route. "What do people around the world hate that symbolizes evil...Oh yeah.... " .Their goal is to undermine the "church" but they fail to understand that its not the church thats the real problem its mans nature to corrupt. You can bet its full of entitled white people.
That satanist is just another self righteous asshole who thinks he is right.
by creepycrawlerdestroyer August 19, 2020
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satanist

Main Entry: sa·tan·ism
Pronunciation: 'sA-t&n-"i-z&m
Function: noun
Usage: often capitalized
Date: 1565
1 : innate wickedness : DIABOLISM
2 : obsession with or affinity for evil; specifically : the worship of Satan marked by the travesty of Christian rites
- sa·tan·ist /-ist/ noun, often capitalized
by jacob scott December 6, 2004
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