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Saab Story

In other words: Swedish Automobile Always Broken. Every Saab owner has a Saab story or a sob story.
Fav sees Dolan hitchhiking down Route 1A, pulls over to pick him up.

Fav: What up bro?
Dolan: Eh, fuckin' car broke down again.
Fav: Second fuckin' time this month?
Dolan: Yeah, Fuckin' Saab Story, don't really want to talk about it.
Fav: All right, let's go fingerbang Maryjane Rottencrotch. Maybe that will get the Saab off of your mind.
Dolan: Let's stop at The Beef Corral first, I'm starving.
Fav: Okay.
by Fav April 13, 2008
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saab 340

Swedish made aircraft by Saab automotive group. Often mistaken for a Fairchild Metroliner as parts for both aircraft are difficult to find.

Also the #1 aircraft choice by Australia's largest independent airline; Regional Express for their cost effectiveness.
Engineer 1: "You fixed that control issue on the Saab 340 yet?"
Engineer 2: "Well not really, we ran out of cabling so I took some from the metro, but that wasn't enough. Rang up Sweden and they ran out back in 1985"
by The_Mannn May 11, 2018
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Saab 9-3

A gangsta ass car that only gangsta ass Jewish kids drive
Damn thats a super fly Jew in that Saab 9-3
by GJEW July 21, 2011
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Saab Driver

A person who does not know how to drive, fix their car, or how to not come across as a total spouche. They are often unaware of people around them because of how awesome they deem themselves to be, and only socialize with other Saab drivers because they're they only people lofty enough to notice that the other person exists.
Many Saab drivers like to pretend their car is a jet, a plane, or even sillier still, driven by its rear wheels.
I was pulling out of the parking lot and almost got clipped by some Saab driver...
by sneuros December 6, 2011
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Saab 37 Viggen

The Saab 37 Viggen, Is a Swedish Ground attack/Anti-Ship striking aircraft that was used for striking missions and Reconnaissance. operations. It was produced from the 60's up till the 90's. It entered service in 1971 and was retired in 2005. There are quite a lot of variants of the Viggen itself, all of them are:

The "AJ 37" attack variant, with secondary air combat capability.
The "SF 37" dedicated reconnaissance variant.
The "SF 37" maritime reconnaissance and strike variant.
The "Sk 37" two-seat operational conversion trainer.
The "JA 37" interceptor variant, based on an improved airframe.

The aircraft itself was the main backbone of the Swedish Airforce during the cold war.
My Father used to fly the Saab 37 Viggen back in the days. He helped support an SR-71 when it had a fault. - Jeff Hoggleberg
by ArcherDooser/Roo August 14, 2023
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the Saab 900 Turbo

When one man puts his foot in another man's mouth (preferably a homie) while their balls are touching. The easiest way to achieve this in practice is during the deepest stage of anal thrust, and regular stretching
Tony gave me the Saab 900 Turbo for my birthday, and by am I sore!
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Elie Saab

A couture designer who makes the most beautiful clothing in existance.

from Wikipedia:
"In 1982, Saab launched his own Beirut-based fashion label when he was just 18 years old. His main workshop is in Lebanon, a country to which he remains deeply attached. He also has workshops in Milan and Paris.
Saab is self-trained. He started sewing as a child and knew that one day he would make a living out of it. In 1981 he moved to Paris to study fashion, but ended up returning and opening his workshop in 1982. In 1997 Saab was the first non-Italian designer to become a member of the Italian Camera Nazionale della Moda, and in 1997, showed his first collection outside Lebanon in Rome. In 1998, he started ready-to-wear in Milan, and in the same year, he held a fashion show in Monaco which was attended by Princess Stephanie of Monaco. He gained notoriety after he became the first Lebanese designer to dress an Oscar winner, Halle Berry, in 2002.
In May 2003, the Chambre Syndicale de la Haute Couture invited him to become a member, and he showed his first haute couture collection in Paris in July 2003. His first ready-to-wear collection in Paris was the Spring-Summer 2006 collection, and Paris is now his permanent ready-to-wear runway.
His creations can be found all over the world, with boutiques located in Beirut and Paris."
Oh my god, did you see the Elie Saab ready-to wear s/s 07 show? Vlada Roslyakova was in it!
by Fashion is life September 30, 2007
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