Swift'd 

The happening when a girl listens to too much Taylor Swift that she is unable to trust any man. May also happen to boys

Dude 1: Man, we won't she date you?
Dude 2: She said we weren't meant to be, but I think she's been Swift'd
Dude 1: Sucks for you, man

Girl 1: Why did he dump you?
Girl 2: He didn't say why, but he's been listening to Speak Now a lot lately
Girl 1: *thinks to herself* He has definitely been Swift'd

Swift'd by estoy enamorado January 18, 2011

swift sky 

a disease which started near british columbia, canada. this disease was proven to make girl's chests flat as hell. this disease has also been called "ikea table". so far there are a lot of girls with this disease. please help make this disease disappear like my dad.

john: yo do you think that girl is swift sky?
bailey: damn bro, i think she is swift sky. we need to get her some help.
the swift sky girl: oh no!

swift sky by Houmble March 11, 2018

Swift One 

A quick drink take in a hurry when you don't have much time but would like to be sociable - either at the end or the start of a night. Brit slang. Leads to trouble.

"Hey there Dave, how you doing?"
"I went for a swift one after work with Mikey last night and woke up with my head in a crackwhore's crotch."

Swift One by Satandog April 4, 2006

swift dash 

When the popo on their way and you gotta get away.

Bob: fuck cops coming , let's make a swift dash.
Ryan: yeah let's run

swift dash by Definingyourwords January 6, 2017

swift current 

dump, landfill, hole, retirement community

Lets go party at the swift current, we might find an old washing machine!

swift current by Paul271 September 18, 2006

Swift Boat Hush

(n.) - A behavior of the mainstream media during an election campaign, characterized by a period of widespread silence concerning a news story that is severely embarrassing to a liberal candidate. The silence ends when it no longer shields the candidate from damage.

The Swift Boat Hush is named for the 'Swift Boat Veterans for Truth'. This anti-Kerry group began a major advertising campaign during the 2004 US presidential campaign on August 4, 2004. Most major newspapers (and the Kerry campaign organization) refused to discuss these charges until about 2 1/2 weeks later, when it became apparent to them that the charges were seriously harming Kerry in the polls.

Another example is the coverage of the 2006 special election in California's 50th congressional district, when 5 days before the election the Democratic candidate was recorded telling a group of illegal aliens that "You don't need papers for voting." Many major newspapers did not print this quote until after the election.

Swift Boat Hush by Harry Forbes June 18, 2006

Swift Cover 

To wank off over a ladies face.

Mary asked Iggy Pop to provide her with a swift cover !!

Swift Cover by g0retex January 21, 2011