The Legend of a four eyed male that has been sighted in and around Southern New Jersey preying on limbless men!!
by Hermanator X March 6, 2008
Get the Funk Swallower mug.A sword swallower is an amazingly talented person (preferably a beautiful lady) that can insert the male penis into their mouth and so far down their throat that u can see it buldging out their neck.
When a lady sits on her knees between a guys legs both facing the same direction and the lady tilts her head all the way back. Then the man takes his hard cock sword and inserts it down her throat.
Atleast 7 inches of hard dick sword buldging out a womans throat right down to her collar bone.
Thus Sword meaning cock
And Swallowing meaning right down throat
When a lady sits on her knees between a guys legs both facing the same direction and the lady tilts her head all the way back. Then the man takes his hard cock sword and inserts it down her throat.
Atleast 7 inches of hard dick sword buldging out a womans throat right down to her collar bone.
Thus Sword meaning cock
And Swallowing meaning right down throat
I dropped to my knees and commanded him to spread'em while I arched my back and tilted my neck back wards then I took his sword into my mouth and began swallowing it...whole....repetitively...
He gasped at the sight of my neck bulgding out with the insertion of his sword down my throat..
"WoW. You are a Sword Swallower" he gasped
He gasped at the sight of my neck bulgding out with the insertion of his sword down my throat..
"WoW. You are a Sword Swallower" he gasped
by Sass Farreal May 6, 2014
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An annual gathering (in October), where 40 year old Pennsylvanian whiteys, who grew up in the suburbs, yet thought they were “gangsta”, drive/fly in from all over, to celebrate their friendship & relive their youth, by listening to 90s music, drinkin’ 40s, having politically incorrect conversations, eating, dancing, playing Cards Against Humanity, performing “personal joke” skits (which make fun of each other), & consuming A LOT of alcohol. These fools have their own Facebook & Snapchat groups, called “40s & Shortys”, which they watch the next morning, to be reminded of what exactly went down the night before. On occasion, they also try to gather for a Spring version of these festivities, called “Spitoween”.
Who’s grabbin’ the 40 for Swalloween?
by Sinister C October 14, 2018
Get the SWALLOWEEN mug.the best coldplay song ever. It talkes about a guy and a girl and how the sea seems to have taken away one of them.
the streets your walking on,
a thousand houses long,
well thats where i belong,
and you belong with me,
not swallowed in the sea.
a thousand houses long,
well thats where i belong,
and you belong with me,
not swallowed in the sea.
by Janiya January 12, 2009
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Get the Swallowers mug.One of the most active members of Whimit.com, a Russian online community of some 30,000 teenagers from the Tri-State area. He can be found on the Whimit.com forums where he shares somewhat distinct views with his fellow peers. Being older than the rest of the members, he’s acknowledged as one of the driving forces of the Whimit.com community as a whole and is renowned for his sharp tongue and clear thinking.
Calling on Ascetics: Is there anyone in here who does not feel horny, lascivious and lustful?
Same as kleptomania, when sick bastards steal for no reason. Now, you want to protect those people too and give them all the legal rights to steal? Why not?
How did you figure that out? I think it's wrong-wrong. And I'm not talking about the platonic type of love here.
And I learned one more lesson - don't ask questions to get a YES if you know the answer will be a NO. Because if you hear the NO-NO part, it will make you mad and upset that you were stupid enough to start asking.
Do I give a fuck about reading a FAQ that you've written? No!
I write this because I think about you and about what you are doing. I miss you. I tell everybody how much I like you. Why don't you come to me and talk to me face to face? Are you embarrassed? Are you scared? Are you disgusted? Are you out of you mind?!
The note of sarcasm in your last sentence was necessary. Nobody wants to admit that we actually do ask for something from people that can be thought as our enemies.
Same as kleptomania, when sick bastards steal for no reason. Now, you want to protect those people too and give them all the legal rights to steal? Why not?
How did you figure that out? I think it's wrong-wrong. And I'm not talking about the platonic type of love here.
And I learned one more lesson - don't ask questions to get a YES if you know the answer will be a NO. Because if you hear the NO-NO part, it will make you mad and upset that you were stupid enough to start asking.
Do I give a fuck about reading a FAQ that you've written? No!
I write this because I think about you and about what you are doing. I miss you. I tell everybody how much I like you. Why don't you come to me and talk to me face to face? Are you embarrassed? Are you scared? Are you disgusted? Are you out of you mind?!
The note of sarcasm in your last sentence was necessary. Nobody wants to admit that we actually do ask for something from people that can be thought as our enemies.
by Elijah March 24, 2004
Get the swallowmybody mug.Did you hear about Bob, he went out in the woods with his .45 pistol and swallowed the gun.. I heard it was a really bad scene when the cops found him.
by Apathy&Angst February 28, 2012
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