Skip to main content

Suzy Crotchrot

A condition not unlike swamp ass. However, the affected area is generally a little further north--specifically in the area around and between the penis and scrotum.

Often shortened to "Suzy" or sometimes referred to as a "case of the Suzy"
Bill *scratching himself*: Whoa! Here comes that Suzy again!

Betty: Shhhhhh! We're in church!

Pastor: Suzy Crotchrot is a vile harlot that will ravage your loins...in a bad way.
by biznart September 19, 2006
mugGet the Suzy Crotchrot mug.

Suzy-q

When a man with a dark handlebar mustache takes a splooge shot to the face and the white cum mixes with the mustache to appear like a suzy-q (the pastry).

Slight variation is when in the cold the cum freezes to the handlebar mustaches creating a frozen suzy-q.
Wyatt pulled out of Doc's mouth just in time to blow into his mustache and give the man a suzy-q.
by minac999 May 6, 2010
mugGet the Suzy-q mug.

Suzy poo

A dumb bitch named lexi that lives to do stupid stuff and acts like she’s on crack but her friends still love her
Layla: hey look there’s Suzy poo
Miranda: ahh yea she’s a crackhead
Kady: but we still love her
Bryce: she’s a bitch too ngl
by Russianmaster69 March 12, 2020
mugGet the Suzy poo mug.

Suzy Qs

Curly french fries. Often referred to in the South.
We went out for some Suzy Qs and milkshakes.
by Suzie Qssss May 7, 2010
mugGet the Suzy Qs mug.

Suzy Q

when one takes a dump while moving their ass in a circular motion creating asuzy que kalso known as the rattler
i hate those assholes they leftt an 8inch suzy q in the toilet
by The Great Lochard February 3, 2010
mugGet the Suzy Q mug.

Suzy Orman's Disease

The obsession with buying jackets. It's pretty serious and un-turnt.
-Dude, I just bought this jacket! It was on sale!
-Did you "need" a jacket?
-No, but it was on sale. I saved like $30!
-But you didn't really need the jacket?
-No, what's your point?
-If you didn't really need the jacket, then you didn't really save $30.
-What are you saying? I must have like Suzy Orman's Disease or something?
-Yes, I don't have it, you do. Be jelly.
by IFillAVoid December 31, 2011
mugGet the Suzy Orman's Disease mug.

suzy sheet

Suzy sheet isnt just a hobby, its a lifestyle, a reason to breathe, an escape from this cruel world filled w thieves. its art, the first gift u open on christmas, a hug from loved one, its everything u ever wanted, its everything u need.
Suzy sheet is one of the best humans in this cruel world, she is the BESTEST friend you could have ever had.
by ITS ME RIA May 20, 2021
mugGet the suzy sheet mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email