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When a man with a dark handlebar mustache takes a splooge shot to the face and the white cum mixes with the mustache to appear like a suzy-q (the pastry).

Slight variation is when in the cold the cum freezes to the handlebar mustaches creating a frozen suzy-q.
Wyatt pulled out of Doc's mouth just in time to blow into his mustache and give the man a suzy-q.
Suzy-q by minac999 May 6, 2010
when one takes a dump while moving their ass in a circular motion creating asuzy que kalso known as the rattler
i hate those assholes they leftt an 8inch suzy q in the toilet
Suzy Q by The Great Lochard February 3, 2010

South Central Suzy-Q 

After shooting your load into a hot black vagina you squeeze the lips together and watch the load come out of her pussy looking like a sideways view of the delicious Hostess snack cake.
"After watching the Clipper game last night I gave Shanikwah the South Central Suzy-Q."
Curly french fries. Often referred to in the South.
We went out for some Suzy Qs and milkshakes.
Suzy Qs by Suzie Qssss May 7, 2010
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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