Susie

A girl usually young, wishing she was an adult in the 90's. Will steal your man. You think he's loyal now. Just wait until he meets a Susie. A known fire hooker. Who will make you go broke. When you least expect it so don't let him check the mail. Because once he's had her kiss the relationship goodbye. She's a freak in the sheets and after the money on the streets. She tricks men because of her oral skills and a pussc so tight you'd think she's the devil. She loves cats and anything everything pink. Yes even pink knives, guns, & dildos. Addicting like heroin.Gangster on the LOW. Old Soul~

Bestfried: Hey, heard you left your family? Let me guess you've been with "Susie" havent you.

Me: Yes. But her tight juicy pussc was trap and can't leave.

Bestfriend: Yup, ive had it. Loss all my money but it is so worth it. I'm broke and your single but hey,it was with that finessing pink kitty monster devil.

Me: (cries) Yes.

Susie by PIMP.MOFUCKITRUTHBTOLD November 24, 2021

Susie

When a person is a typical American, white-apron-wearing, red-nail-polish, pie-baking homemaker

Your mom and dad are so SUSIE

Susie by Slick Goose September 26, 2022

Susie

1) HUGE TITS
2) Salvadorian

3) Big Ass

4) Amazing pupusa

1) I heard Susie has an amazing ass

2) Did you see Susie’s huge knockers?
3) I heard Susie’s pupusa was really nice ( and I’m not talking about the food)

4) I heard Susie’s who are Salvadorian love Mexicans named Josh

Susie by Sonik0823 December 23, 2023

Susie

A word often used by people named stuart and means that someone or something is acting sus like the impostor from amangus.

thats susie

Susie by PIOTR ŁACINSKI TINUM January 13, 2026

Susie-sorry 

A Susie-sorry is an apology made inadvertently by a person who is not at fault. It relates to a wrongdoer with a unique set of skills to turn a situation so that the victim feels the need to apologise.

In some circumstances it may even result in an unwarranted refund of money.

Stuart apologised to Susie sincerely for what he had done, but on reflection realised he hadn't done anything wrong at all. She had been the perpetrator. He'd given her a Susie-sorry; an unbefitting apology.

Susie-sorry by Sharkey & Bubbles June 26, 2022

susie rottencrotch 

a woman that feeds off of Marines paychecks, worn out and abused from years of plethoric amounts of cocks and semen filling the void of her hollow soul–well, her vagina at any rate.

Hey, meet my new girlfriend, Susie Rottencrotch.

susie rottencrotch by Lance Corporal Schmuckatelli August 31, 2010

Susie Dent 

Susie Dent is a lissome lexicographer that sits in 'Dictionary Corner' on Channel4's Countdown. She is what makes the entire show. Without Susie Dent, Countdown would be a worthless piece of sh*t.

Her super fast dictionary skills could defeat Carol Fannyman in an instant. Carol just has those stupid, flimsy pieces of cardboard, but Susie has the FULL NEW Oxford English dictionary (which she wrote herself, single-handedly).

Contestant#1: LOVELIEST
Susie Dent: Sorry, the superlative is not in here. Bad luck. Very bad luck. Wait, I'll check again. No, it isn't here. Bad luck. Very bad luck. :(

Susie Dent by Carol V September 16, 2008