Strumpet

A person who is vaccinated wanting an un-vaccinated person to spit in their mouth in order to show they are immune to Covid-19 so they can orgasm
“In order for Kelvin to prove he was vaccinated, he encouraged Daren to be his Strumpet so he could put his friend at ease, and also get his nut on *dab*”
by KellsBells814 March 12, 2021
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sTRUMPet

A whore for Trump. Willing to bend over for him at any time.
listen to this no mask sTRUMPet ass idiot trying to defend anything the grand emperor says. Dude could literally cuck his wife and he'd be like, YEP, showed em!
by HawaiianJew September 22, 2020
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Strumpet

A woman with questionable promiscuity/a prostitute who identifies with/relates to/shares similarities with a crumpet (a round soft unsweetened bread resembling a muffin, cooked on a griddle or the like, and often toasted).
(Lucinda) : "Mary is an absolute strumpet cunt!"
by SB+DC February 16, 2024
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Strumpet

a prostitute or promiscuous woman who also identifies as a crumpet (a thick, flat, savoury cake with a soft, porous texture, made from a yeast mixture cooked on a griddle and eaten toasted and buttered).
by SB+DC February 16, 2024
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Strumpet

It's a baby trumpet. You can't change my mind.
Recently, I bought a new strumpet. I like playing with my strumpet :DDDDDDDD
by DuckOBell February 05, 2021
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Icing Sugar & Strumpets

The act of indulging in cocaine and hookers between the hours of 5am and 11am, but only where requested within that timeframe also.

Cocaine and hookers obtained the night before and resulting activities stretching into the next morning would not fall under this terminology.

Often utilised when in polite company, High society or within earshot of the fairer sex.
“As Petunia is now getting older his good times are resigned to Icing Sugar & Strumpets, so he can still get an early night”.
by Petunia225 July 21, 2020
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Strumpet Crumpet

Strumpet Crumpet A hottie and great in bed
That Strumpet Crumpet is hot and sexy
by VileGay September 21, 2023
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