STP

Super Tiny Penis. Originated from a few school kids as an inside joke, it now has become a major disease. STP is carried among "slortches" (look that up) and spreads by the touch. It's a serious disease and labs all around the country of Siberia are trying to stop it. Case closed

"Ew stay away from him(or her), (s)he has STP."

by Jesse the Pimp April 20, 2008

STP

An abbreviation for Sexually Transmitted Problem. Any negative effect caused by sex.

I've got an STP, my computer got a virus while I was looking at online porn.

Friend: I think my girlfriend's pregnant.
Me: Sounds like you have an STP.

by Jesse Hattabaugh May 09, 2006

STP

Sperm Transmission Protocol

I rooted this chick through STP and overflowed her buffer to gain access to her kernel.

by Demonophage May 25, 2008

STP

Sexually Transmitted Pets

STP = Crabs

by icebubba November 30, 2009

STP

Snatch twist pull

when some one snatches twist and pulls your hair

you know that guy mark he just STP me

by breacie June 11, 2010

stp

soapy titty pics

ay bitch send me some stp 😏

by koolkat117 January 14, 2021

stp

"secret tweaker pad"

acronym used for the title of the sublime song, about bradley's secret tweaker pad.

what is a secret tweaker pad, or even just a tweaker pad for that matter is a mystery for me. come on you urbanites, figure that out. probably something to do with drugs. dunno.

if you need me i'll be chillaxin in my STP.

by shub April 02, 2004