stiffie

noun.
1.an erect penis
2.Jordyn

Austin says:
that stiffie is such a lesbian
Eli says:
...
Eli says:
wtf tommy XDDD

by Fruit Carver September 16, 2008

stiffy

what i get when i see sam nowell

by boner duede September 7, 2003

Stiffy

A word used to describe the typical stance of our soldiers.

He stood on guard outside Buckingham Palace looking like a big stiffy.

by Ooossshh April 21, 2018

Stiffy

An extended magazine for a firearm.

"You already know I got a Stiffy on this glock"

by Kazials February 3, 2018

stiffy flapping

Combining Viagra and Redbul and having sex in order to increase intensity and the length of sexual encounters.

That girls walking like she was stiffy flapping all night last night.

by JakeMontana February 12, 2017

concrete stiffy

A very hard erection of lasting duration.

She teased me to extremes, my prime boner was a concrete stiffy!

by little miss perky February 10, 2009

Stars Stiffy

While playing a game of Texas Hold'em on Pokerstars you get your chips all in with a huge advantage only to see the typical runner runner miracle cards that make you shout in disgust and feel like you have just taken a big fat stiffy in the bum.

Yo Mikey Holla, "I was playing Pokerstars last night and called a preflop raise with 55, the flop was Q5Q, so i bet and he pushes all in! I call and donk has AK! Thinking I have him right where I want the turn brings another Q and the river shows the final Q!!!!!!!!"

Mikey Holla, "Typical! You just got dealt the Stars Stiffy!"

by Jlove's$ February 3, 2010