stained rug

Any man juice that was caught in the pubic region of a female after enduring intercourse.

"After Johny and I were satisfied, i noticed i had a stained rug."

by AguguEmeka March 19, 2008

Stained Glass

Put your bare ass on a window and fart onto the window until it turns brown or green.

“Dude you should stain glass that window”
“Bet” 5 min later, “Yooooo I stained glassed the fuck outa that window” “Damnnnn it be brown and corny.”

by SoupGG March 15, 2020

Stunned Fucker

Someone is stunned beyond belief and happens to be a fucker.

Kaleb says " You know, that guy who breaks into my dad's chevy and breaks the master lock key off in the cylinder instead of using, the chevy key sitting beside him. Not guna lie he's a stunned fucker."

by Canabiz December 13, 2022

cum-stained futon

A futon in the apartment (usually studio) of a loser who has no girlfriend and is always masturbating.

Kristen: Whew, I thought I might get pregnant the other night.

Jacinda: Why, what happened?

Kristen: I sat on Santosh's cum-stained futon when I visited him.

by SantoshGeorge January 13, 2009

Cum Stained Clothing

n. Any of various articals of clothing used to wipe ones penis afer masterbation.

1)My cum stained clothing is located in my underwear drawer under 4 pairs of boxers.

by Me-Who-Hates-All May 13, 2005

shit-stained-balls

disorder that occurs when, as you wipe your ass after pooping, you wipe back to front, spreading said poop to your balls. If done repeatedly, your balls will retain a shit-esque tint.

No, no, no! Front to back, not back to front! Are you trying to give me shit-stained-balls?

by Andrew H Smith May 31, 2006

stanced

a word used to describe anger, especially anger that may result in one becoming violent thus getting in a fighting stance (hence stanced)

That mf had me absolutely stanced when he insulted my friend.

I am so stanced right now I dare her to try to talk to me.

by bringvineback2k17 October 9, 2019