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stache venue

a really hip place to be. you'll know that you're in the coolest place in the world when you're surrounded by dudes with mustasches drinking pbr wearing american apparel v-necks.
first i saw a hoard of track bikes outside, then there was the incessant drone of a shitty noise band, it didn't take long until i realized i was at a total stache venue
by vanishingscentmusclerub August 4, 2008
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stache-thetic

The only thing my Shaft costume still needs is a stache-thetic.
by Intprop Gone November 2, 2008
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Stache burn

This is a scruff patch left above the upper lip caused by long term spit swappin'. Usually done as an extra marital affair and in broad daylight. Can happen while standing or while sitting on their duff. It usually takes 1-2 hours to develop and then scab over causing a bit of an eyesore. May also cause twitching.
Wow I could see her Stache burn from a mile away.

Does she always get stache burns on the weekend?

I guess her ball less wonder of a husband has gotten used to the stache burns by now.
by Sass sha J May 15, 2010
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Stache Patrol

An international movement to share the uncomfortable news that you, as a woman, might need to do something about that 'stache.

Since it's creation in 2009, has since expanded to include just about any nasty attribute about which the statement "someone needed to say something" might be said (body odour, haircut, bad breath, terrible hat, something in your teeth).
Friend 1: "I just got an email from the stache patrol telling me that I have terrible taste in music and that I should stop requesting Nickelback at parties."

Friend 2: "Finally!"
by Captain gurzly August 19, 2012
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Stache Tagging

When you ejaculate on someones mustache who has passed out during or after a party involving alcohol.
Froggy went a courting I went a stache tagging.
by Carter Hamilton July 23, 2012
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Stache sack

When someone is tickling your ballsack/nutsack with their moustache.
“Man my girl really gave me a stache sack the other day
by Stachesack May 31, 2020
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Stache Fam

by MS.M-R January 15, 2021
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