Squeeb

The smoker that never has any smoke to share, but always shows up in the circle and smokes for free.

Shit man here comes the squeeb. I bet he ain't got shit.
Example: Snoop Dogg in Half Baked.

by Kalelkingofkrypton December 18, 2016

Squeeb

Verb
To squeeb, squeebing, squeebed

To be very very excited about something, geeked almost. But more.

or

To jerk off (joking context)

"OMG!!! I LOVE THIS SHOW!!! I'M LITERALLY SQUEEBING RN!!🤩"

"Omg 🤤I'm actually squeebed"

by Felloway March 7, 2025

Squeebe

A squirrel.

"Look there's a Squeebe on our fence eating the peanuts we left it."

by Dank Biscuit December 7, 2020

Squeeb

It means Loser. It’s From the Hit Game Bugsnax.

1: I get no bitches

2: ok Squeeb

by uproxide February 2, 2023

Zonk Off, Squeeb!

It basically means “Fuck off you loser”

1: I kick puppies
2: “Zonk Off, Squeeb!”

by uproxide February 2, 2023

Squeeb

The cross between a scruff and a weeb. As stated by alan.

Alan : "look at that little squeeb"

by epy21 May 8, 2018

Squeeb

SQUEEB - (SKWEEB)

Noun - A Squeeb is a nickname for a very fat cat

Verb - To squeeze a fat cat

Noun - I just called my cat a squeeb

Verb - I squeebered my squeeb

by D.W.Z.V July 16, 2025