Squeeb

The smoker that never has any smoke to share, but always shows up in the circle and smokes for free.

Shit man here comes the squeeb. I bet he ain't got shit.
Example: Snoop Dogg in Half Baked.

by Kalelkingofkrypton December 18, 2016

Squeeb

The cross between a scruff and a weeb. As stated by alan.

Alan : "look at that little squeeb"

by epy21 May 8, 2018

Zonk Off, Squeeb!

It basically means “Fuck off you loser”

1: I kick puppies
2: “Zonk Off, Squeeb!”

by uproxide February 2, 2023

Squeeb

A creature that is very silly and critter-esque. It may cause you to make audible sounds of excitement at it.

"That character is such a squeeb! It makes me so happy to look at."

by maniacalcarnee July 19, 2025

Squeeb

A person who is both utterly disgusting, (Literally or figuratively) and brain-rottingly stupid at the same time

"My landlord is such a squeeb."

by Jerry Jacobson March 28, 2024

Squeeb

Verb
To squeeb, squeebing, squeebed

To be very very excited about something, geeked almost. But more.

or

To jerk off (joking context)

"OMG!!! I LOVE THIS SHOW!!! I'M LITERALLY SQUEEBING RN!!🤩"

"Omg 🤤I'm actually squeebed"

by Felloway March 7, 2025

Squeeb

It means Loser. It’s From the Hit Game Bugsnax.

1: I get no bitches

2: ok Squeeb

by uproxide February 2, 2023