sputnik head

Someone with a massive head. Named after the first satellite in space due to the fact it l, too, was both massive and spherical.

"Hey dude, I saw Jake todya"
"Who, Jake Sputnik head?"
"Who's Jake Sputnik head?"
"The one with the large, spherical head."

by TheSoupNazi89 October 7, 2021

Sputnik

A norwegian musician and truck driver, who is mots famous for singing "divorcing Johanne"

-Have you heard Sputnik`s song?
-♫ ♩ Now shall we divorce Johanne, divorce Johanne, I cant bear to live longer with you♬♪

by LolipopFox April 9, 2021