by boomshakalaka1234 August 30, 2006
v. The act of lying extensively, oftentimes, ridiculously, for fun or because he/she wants something from the person he/she's lying to.
ex.
Person 1: Seen that weirdo cat-loving eHarmony girl on YT? Is that actually real?
Person 2: Nah, methinks she's sprouting bullocks.
or
Guy: When I'm with you.. I'm on top of the world.. I don't wanna miss a second wit...
Girl: yeah whatever... I see you're sprouting bullocks again. What do you want this time?
n. Douche, bullshitter, lying scumbag, dick. Basically, all negative behaviours put together into that person, e.g. a rockstar. (some rockstars, i mean.)
ex.
Person 1: Seen that weirdo cat-loving eHarmony girl on YT? Is that actually real?
Person 2: Nah, methinks she's sprouting bullocks.
or
Guy: When I'm with you.. I'm on top of the world.. I don't wanna miss a second wit...
Girl: yeah whatever... I see you're sprouting bullocks again. What do you want this time?
n. Douche, bullshitter, lying scumbag, dick. Basically, all negative behaviours put together into that person, e.g. a rockstar. (some rockstars, i mean.)
by ThrivingspockIvory June 18, 2011
by Jylan1020 February 01, 2018
HUGE PENIS!! Zeus and Jesus' semen mixed together creating the ultimate sperm cell. This then fertilized "that one hot Victoria's Secret model's" egg to create Mr. Sprout. He was born with an eight pack and a 22 inch penis.
by SexyPants69 November 01, 2012
by eschatonik March 26, 2011
When you accidentally make someone paranoid by saying something that has no paranoid-inducing qualities
by 3rana August 01, 2019
A dark green little plant morsel. When dealing with Brussel Sprouts, please remain vigil and aware as they are usually only enjoyed by sociopaths and psychopaths alike.
Moral of the story, don't trust anyone who claims that Brussel sprouts are even remotely delicious. When, and if you come across these certain individuals it is best to raise both palms up and slowly back away. Once you have at least 10 ft of distance between you and said individual you better run for yo mof*ckin life dawg and go home and kiss your mother because you are lucky to be alive.
Moral of the story, don't trust anyone who claims that Brussel sprouts are even remotely delicious. When, and if you come across these certain individuals it is best to raise both palms up and slowly back away. Once you have at least 10 ft of distance between you and said individual you better run for yo mof*ckin life dawg and go home and kiss your mother because you are lucky to be alive.
"You people say that Brussel Sprouts taste good". - A certain wiseman to a CCertaiN news media network.
by Darth_chacho August 31, 2020