Spearing the bearded clam

A phrase used in the place of sex

I saw you over there and was wondering if we could be spearing the bearded clam back at my place.

by Cres October 2, 2012

spedish

n. The language spoken by speds.
adj. Characterized by a lack of intelligence. Idiotic, moronic, brainless

You're speaking spedish.
Sorry, I was having a spedish moment.

by Sred ni Vashtar March 17, 2007

Spedicle

Spedicle commonly mistaken for the term sped, is an unintelligent dumb ass who believes everyone maintains a friendship with them when everyone actually believes they are a gay/lesbian prostitute and takes pleasure in laughing at them behind their back.

Lili you spedicle, you can't just ask to feel someone's muscles.

by Doctor Rigby May 12, 2014

speirious

Speirious is pronounced like (sphere-e-ious). She is very fun and outgoing. She didn’t care about what anyone thinks and is good at giving hugs. Speirious is a good person in school but bad out side school

Speirious!!!

by 112234(00871 February 11, 2018

Spedarino

Synonym to sped, meaning special ed, retarded, or that one Alex kid

Alex the spedarino was not only dumb and autistic, but also gay af

by brickman5543 October 29, 2018

Spedical

Spedical is like special but just more EPIC when you are spedical you are fucking stupidddd but in a good way

“ Dude this bitch is fucking spedical,” dude one
“Ikr...I love it,” dude two
“Weirdo,” dude one

by Spedicalassbitch July 17, 2019

Spedik

Spedik is a combination of Sped and Pedik
Pedik means “Faggot” in russian.
Sped means “Retard”
Basically it means “Retarded Faggot”

“Bro Michael is such a Spedik”

“I know, right...”

by KindaYT November 16, 2019