you are sofa king we todd did

translates to "you are so fucking retarded" when you say it out loud. good for online games where it gets bleeped out

bob: hey, man, you are sofa king we todd did

julius: no faucking way!

by Bob-b July 25, 2006

I am sofa king we todd ed

I am so fucking retarded.

i am sofa king we todd ed for pussy.

by sofa king pimp March 30, 2010

Sofa fudge packer

To anally plunder another. Usually referring to the gay male that is the pitcher in the relationship.

Wow! My new boyfriend John is quite the Sofa Fudge Packer!

by Stingray7391 September 25, 2009

Sofa

Sofa is the name of a person who has beautiful dark eyes and a smile brighter than any sun. Anyone with the name Sofa will love you forever and ever. Hold on to them though, because once you lose them the pain will feel like nothing you've ever felt before. If you meet someone named Sofa, you will probably be faced with a beautiful person who loves to rant about their favorite TV shows and enjoys helping other people. You can never hate a Sofa; their hearts are too pure.

"See that girl with the radiant smile over there? Her name is probably Sofa."

by axolotl.things December 3, 2020

road sodas

Also know as beer. Road sodas work really well while driving.

Hey Stumpy Pants hand me one of those cold ass road sodas while i make a jew turn.

by Andrew Stump September 6, 2005

Sofa Pizza

Pizza, or any old unrecognizable, food found in the cushions of the couch, chair etc. that you are still able to consume with little or no stomach upset.

While watching Jimmy Fallon last night, I snacked on some Sofa Pizza I found during the commercial break.

by Sistergoldenhair May 11, 2009

sofa-king

Deriving from ‘Sofa King’, a play on "so fucking", sofa-king is to be used as an adjective-modifying adjective.

See über.

I am sofa-king tired right now.

by Victor Van Styn September 3, 2005