sweeber

when a saggy old man jerks of to a Justin beiber song.

" this one time i caught my grampa and his friends sweebering in a pow wow circle, so i decided to join them at once.

by a large terd January 24, 2010

Semen Sneezer

n. a statement implying that someone sucks so much cock, their bodily fluids have been replaced by semen.

v. the act of sneezing semen.

Look at that hosehound, i bet that bitch just SNEEZES semen!

Fuck you!
Bitch!
Asshole!
Cunt!
Dick!
Semen sneezer!
*speachless*

by BrAcK6 November 7, 2009

Burrito Sneezer

you shit in one of the girls nostrils after ass sex then jizz in the other then open your mouth in front of her nose when she sneezes

Man I had the greatest Burrito Sneezer yesterday.

I wanna get a Burrito Sneezer from Mrs. Miklosky.

by Kip and Caolan January 12, 2005

The Sneezer

The art of snot rocketing on your hand and then masturbating using the contents of "the sneezer" as a delish lube. After words all ejaculation matter are put on your hand and then snorted back up into your nose for another day.

I ran out of lubriderm so i used the sneezer and was satisfied 10 minutes later.

by Greg Curtis April 6, 2003

Sleeve Sneezer

One who sneezes into their sleeve. This is symbolic of a respectful person

Harold is such a sleeve sneezer. He just held the door for 8 people going into the store

by dylanpeesonpants October 6, 2010

sleeping sneeker

A person who takes advantage of the fact someone has either fallen asleep or briefly passed out. The sleeping sneeker will usually take advantage by doing something sexual to the person without them knowing

Chris is at a party, the girl next to him has passed out due to to much alcohol, chris then takes advantage of the situation by sleeping his fingers down the girls pance and fingers her vagina. He is then forever known as the sleeping sneeker

by tempa E April 28, 2011

sneeper

A verb. The act of being a sneaky creeper, sometimes unknowingly. Can be one with surroundings and often has the element of surprise.

Roommate 1 sees other roommates across a crowded room and txts you "I sneep you!"

Roommate: "Sneeps! Didn't even see ya there!"
Sneeper: "Yeah I've been here all day"

Sneeper: "Do you always wear panties to bed?"
Roommate: "Not after that comment...I'll be wearing my chastity belt now"

by bffleeeeee February 4, 2010