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smerf

to hit someone in the face with your penis (or strap-on)

also smerfed, smerfing
I pulled out and smerfed her at the last sec, did ya know jizz can give you pinkeye?
by Ce'nedra April 15, 2005
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soseria

adj. a word used by my favorite soseraa! It also means boring and monotonous!
bigotuda: "how've been u're day so far?"

sosera: "and u dare to ask that?...well...today?...ou gosh...what a soseria!"
by wawawiwawu December 9, 2008
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smerbopulated

Smerbopulated is a state of mind. You'll encounter such a state, after smoking tons of weed. Especially sparingly through the day, to have a big finale where you just get stoned! Being smerbopulated means having that stupid high, where you can feel yourself going cross-eyed, and keep telling yourself "I look so stupid right now." Yet, you can't really do anything about it.
Man, I was smokin' a bowl every couple of hours, then finally I just decided to go all out, I could feel myself drooling, shit ballz, I was smerbopulated as fuck.
by GarthAlgar May 23, 2009
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Smeruaj

Smeruaj is a relatively new thing, so I am not judging you for not knowing.

A SMERUAJ is a TRUE warrior. Not to be confused with a shitty samurai or "ninja".
An actual Smeruaj is not even asian. He, or she, is either white or tan and they most typically have brown hair and are slightly short. So far, there are only two Smeruajs in the world.

One of them is located in Portugal, the other in Denmark.

One of them is a man, the other a woman.
One of them is David
and the other, dear sir....
is me.
Sara: I need you do open this jar for me.
Dahveed: I.. can't do that.
Sara: You are a Smeruaj, of course you can.
Dahveed: yOU ARE RITE.
by smeruaj September 22, 2012
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smergleblerg

Yo look at that smergleblerg
by Memeitus September 8, 2018
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Smerika

She is the most funniest,cheerful,and loyal person you will meet and she I vary beautiful and weird in a good way
by Rose1011 November 13, 2018
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smerritt

A jolly fellow who has the lyrical talent to write a mosh song in under 5 minutes. A "smerritt" can also devour many pints of Woodpecker Cider while maintaining precision dart throwing abilities . May also be referred to as a Beer Wolf.
that man is without a doubt a smerritt. he is not only a god amongst gods... he is a smerritt to the umpteenth power
by A. Hister October 29, 2020
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