opposite of PMS, commonly used when around women you dont want to offend.
guy 1: why is she yelling at you for no reason
guy #2: just a case of SMP...
by Rodband June 3, 2009
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SMP - Social Media Prayer: Photographing your dinner and sending via text message to your friends and family before digging in.
A server comes to check on your table, but stops because she sees all your heads bent over for grace… until she notices the glow from your mobile devices and realizes that your actually participating in SMP.
by Bridget Soden April 10, 2008
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"Serious Male Problems" - a male form of PMS
Jane: What is wrong with John?
Dan: He has some SMP regarding a girl.
Jane: That time of month huh?
by wackocasper July 11, 2008
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A retarded TFC clan. They suck, but they think they are godly. They beat a couple of teams 9vs8 (other team having 8).
If SMP beats you, you either have 8 or less people, or your clan really sucks.
by Anonymous April 6, 2003
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The Dream SMP, an uncontrollable world full of men, women, a pig and one really loud child who spend their days committing war crimes and repeatedly murdering each other
::Wow, who knew you could declare war on a peaceful nation and murder all of their animals
::Only on the Dream SMP am I right chat
by please don't hurt me tommy November 28, 2020
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A survival multi player (smp) server which has a playerbase consisting of 100 percent twitch streamers which has one rule that you must be streaming live on twitch to play.
Person 1: hey do you want to play on smp live.
Person 2: no dumbass only popular streamers can play on smp live.
Jchlatt: ha ha boomers you cant play.
by Eatdatpussy426 August 17, 2019
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A private SMP (Survival Multiplayer) of a 1:3000 minecraft map of the earth. The players consist of youtubers and streamers invited by Wilbur Soot (some of these people include CallMeCarson, CaptainSparklez and RTGame) who are allowed to create their own factions (which act as countries) and invite people to this countries. So far on this server there have already been several wars (finished and ongoing), a couple capital cities and a few landmarks.
Person 1: Hey, have you heard of the new Minecraft event, SMP Earth?
Person 2: Actually I have, I'm a huge Quackity fan and have been watching his streams on there.
Person 1: Yo thats sick! I've been watching CaptainSparklez and Technoblade stream on there.
Person 3: I wish I knew what you guys were talking about.
by itreallybemehuh November 28, 2019
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