scorching the boulder

The burning sensation that results from using bengay and/or icyhot to rub one out.

Dude, I was scorching the boulder last night with my icyhot and I thought my cock was going to fall off!

by brojers May 4, 2011

Bone Smooch

Open mouth kisses to a man's bone often followed by a chewy

Greg: Wanna have sex?
Kiki: No I'm too tired. I'll give you a bone smooch instead.

by Chewy Tonight September 16, 2010

Georgia Scorcher

When you bring a girl home from a bar, and she passes out. You take her panties off, take a dump in them, and then put them back on her. She wakes up and thinks she shit her own pants.

That drunk bitch thought she shit herself after I gave her a Georgia Scorcher

by TunaTacoGrande March 21, 2003

cock smock

a paper towel, tissue, pizza box or any other drapery used to keep the lap dry during a road-spank. Typically a hole is punched through the center of the paper towel through which one's member is passed. The user is then free to flog without worry of stained pants, after which the load is wrapped in the smock and discarded at the next rest stop or fast-food restaurant.

On my last drive across Wyoming, I must have burned through 5 cock smocks.

by Reuben Lo August 17, 2006

she a smoochie

What being a smoochie means is being a hoe, thot, slut or anything of the sort. You would be called a smoochie

She a smoochie bro, she was going round all of nyc.

by Isa-kun December 2, 2021

Scorched

to verbally burn someone to a devastating degree

Eva: Elisa, your eyebrows look like birds, one day they are going to get up and fly away.
Braden: Scorched!
Elisa: I hate you guys

by boybraden December 21, 2014

Scorchy

A man so lit that he is considered a sexy beast.

This man is Scorchy that he can get laid any time he wants.

by Scorchboy January 5, 2017