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siberian goggles

the act of placing your hairy and sweaty balls directly on a womans eyeballs creating the effect of hairy goggles.
Victor:Yo Dawg my girlfrieds eyes got cold skiing last night so i layed her down and gave her siberian goggles! AHAHAHA! That shit warmed her up quick
by Victor Gonzales May 5, 2006
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Siberian Rhinoceros

When having intercourse with a girl who squirts, take the condom off and place it over her vagina right before her climax. Thus, the ejaculation will fill up the latex to resemble a rhinoceros horn.
Instead of finishing her off, I stepped back and watched her perform the siberian rhinoceros.
by TwoDaMax March 8, 2010
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Siberian shower

A shower usually taken with really cold water. Named after the frigid showers that inmates at a Siberian prison are forced to take daily.
My freaking landlady forgot to pay the gas bill, so we were forced to take a Siberian shower. That shit was COLD!

Man, my penis was all shriveled up after that bitch made me take a Siberian shower. I think my penis got hypothermia after that.
by Dark Overlord Azrael May 12, 2009
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Siberian Kiss

An extreme form of french kissing. It is very violent and involves biting the lips and tounge of the other part.
It is meant to be climaxed by biting off the tounge (or a piece of the tongue) of the girl/boy you're kissing.

(It is NOT connected to any song of the same name, but derived from the song "Nght Prty" by Raunchy)
"I gave you a siberian kiss
when you left me at the night party.
'Have you been drinking again?'
I will not fall overboard"

-Breakdown part of the song "Nght Prty" by Raunchy
by SibirianKisser January 15, 2012
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Siberian Firecracker

When you are performing anal sex and the girl has explosive diarrhea on your dick.
Bob: The other night me and my girlfriend did a Siberian Firecracker.

Fred: I bet that really cleared her intestines out.
by NattyKongo January 6, 2010
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Siberian handshake

Sexual act in which a man sticks his hand in a bucket of ice (or cold beverage,) then thrusts his fingers into an unprepared female.
Dude, I gave this chick I hooked up with a Siberian handshake. She won't reply to my texts now.
by Dante Novacaine September 23, 2013
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Siberian Slipper

A sexual act during which one person's foot is inserted into a woman's vagina. In theory this act is done to keep the foot warm which is a necessity in Siberia.
John performed a siberian slipper in order to prevent frostbite.
by jamesgmoney March 26, 2009
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