Shtuff

It's a combination of the word shit and stuff, but it stands for shit that makes me tuff.

You gotta learn to roll with shtuff happening in your life (e.g., a breakup, an accident, your dog dying), as it's schtuff that builds character and makes you stronger.

by OwningKristina July 5, 2012

shtof

To bang. Or to bung (past tense).

We shtof'ed last night. ALL NIGHT LONG. We ran out of lube in the middle of it. Needless to say, today I'm a little sore.

by LovesButtaAndShtofing April 22, 2008

shtfkup

a word that sounds like shut the f*** up

omg shtfkup

by hjfhklhj December 19, 2017

STMF

Sexually Transmitted Man Flu. For those who caught the Rona from a one nighter but don’t want to admit it.

Mate, it’s not Covid, it’s STMF!

by Aussie Ice Storm April 13, 2022

shamfoza

a black man said this to my sister while looking at her ass, so I would assume it means "Damn!" or "That girls got a ghetto booty."

"Shamfoza!" said Rick when the hottest girl ever walked by.

by dude December 4, 2002

SHTF

SHTF

Shit hit the fan

It's what happens when you disobey the SWMBO

" I stayed out too late drinking with the boys, and boy did the SHTF when I got home."

by DuckNKover October 13, 2009

SHTF

"Shit hits the fan"

Complete civil unrest, the end of the world as we know it. An event that the beaten, republican losers are praying for now that their party has has been marginalized.

There will never be another republican president, so I hope the SHTF soon because it's already over for my party.

by lol@survivalists April 10, 2009