Someone who shits themselves and makes a shitstain. It smells so bad that it is like a shitstain hurricane blowing in your face.sometimes the shitstain looks like a hurricane.
by Fmritp March 31, 2016

A cuntbag shitstain ex is a person one used to be involved with. At the end of the relationship, they tend to dredge up anything bad from your past (minimum of five years prior and on back) in an attempt to make themselves look/feel better/superior.
Usually you'll be in a long-term relationship with a cuntbag shitstain and not even know it until you get into court proceedings. That is typically when the dominant cuntbag shitstain personality traits tend to manifest.
Usually you'll be in a long-term relationship with a cuntbag shitstain and not even know it until you get into court proceedings. That is typically when the dominant cuntbag shitstain personality traits tend to manifest.
That cuntbag shitstain ex of mine went through storage boxes in the attic, found my diaries from as far back as when I was thirteen, and is trying to submit them to the court as "evidence" of my character. Wtf? I'm almost 40 now!
by Notthatex September 2, 2016

by Brockandroll June 4, 2018

A dispicable crungy person who seldom washes, rarely wears clean clothing, brushes his teeth, or gargles. His hair will generally be greasy, poorly combed, and encrusted with dander. His breath will be toxic, and he will only wash his hands after using the restroom if he is in the presence of others.
He is arguementative, arrogant, and believes himself to be a genius, although he rarely exercises good judgement in any matter.
He is arguementative, arrogant, and believes himself to be a genius, although he rarely exercises good judgement in any matter.
by schtankified September 13, 2011

Eric: ‘hey you ever been to moycullen?’
Stevie boy: ‘you mean the back ends of a shitstain? Nah, that place is the backends of a shitstain!’
Stevie boy: ‘you mean the back ends of a shitstain? Nah, that place is the backends of a shitstain!’
by Defy dude April 24, 2024

The puzzling ruination of a public toilet by a shitter before you. As the offender could have been ANYone before the discoverer, hence, Schrödingers Shitstain.
"Don't use that fourth stall, bro -- Schrödingers Shitstain alert! And no, in the immortal words of Shaggy -- it wasn't me"
"If I find a Schrödingers Shitstain again after the barbeque this weekend, I'm gonna lose it."
"If I find a Schrödingers Shitstain again after the barbeque this weekend, I'm gonna lose it."
by Kat'O9 July 19, 2025

When you purposely ride your bicycle through mud puddles and it creates a mud streak from your ass up your back.
I shitstaining on the C&O canal bike towpath after a heavy rain. I can feel the water cool my butt crack.
by LNSU August 13, 2022
