Schrödingers Shitstain

The puzzling ruination of a public toilet by a shitter before you. As the offender could have been ANYone before the discoverer, hence, Schrödingers Shitstain.

"Don't use that fourth stall, bro -- Schrödingers Shitstain alert! And no, in the immortal words of Shaggy -- it wasn't me"

"If I find a Schrödingers Shitstain again after the barbeque this weekend, I'm gonna lose it."

by Kat'O9 July 19, 2025

Sebby Shitstain

Sebby Shitstain is a bum who gives you backshots and rapes you and farts on ur head while giving you head

Sebby Shitstain over here just shat a load while i blew my load

by SuckMyBigBlackWilly November 25, 2025

Politically correct shitstain

A mark of shit which happens to be politically correct. In other words, means nothing.

-Why do you have a politically correct shitstain on your pants?
+Because it means nothing, and that's all that matters.

by adamolanadam June 21, 2022

The backends of a shitstain

Moycullen

Eric: ‘hey you ever been to moycullen?’
Stevie boy: ‘you mean the back ends of a shitstain? Nah, that place is the backends of a shitstain!’

by Defy dude April 24, 2024

Shitbrains

a person that has shit for brains, and/or asks idiotic questions

Shitbrains you fucking tit!

by hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmim gay November 3, 2010

shitsing

Verb:
To cover the surrounding area in shit

Said almost always after you think you are going to brown

"I'm shitsing!!!!"

by Cumswamp December 2, 2021

shistain

A shistain is the equivalent of a skid mark that you leave anywhere.(shit stain)

Goddammit!, I left a shistain in my underwear.

by Dorian C. November 19, 2006