The act of squeesing the left testicle, twisting it counter clockwise four times. Compress the left testicle, you can use great force, or a hammer/mallet if you need to. Take the right testicle and twist it clockwise seven times. Then make a loop with your left testicle, as you would a shoelace. Forcefull insert your right testicle through the loop. Twist both testicles in opposite directions like a double helix. After this, make another loop with your right testicle and push your left testicle through that loop. Then release your testicles. The compression of the left nut will make it near impossible to undo. Then slide your right nut up and down just like a slip knot. To undo, use icy hot. Dont forget to Crisco your balls before hand. Enjoy.
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When a person is wearing a unfavorably tight shirt forcing their belly to protrude over their trousers, similar to a pair of dangling balls.
by Racer XXX February 3, 2019
Get the Shirtballs mug.Stoned Know it All Syndrome (SKitAllS sounds like "skittles"): When a high or stoned person exhibits extreme intellectual subject matter expertise, skewing towards braggadocious illustration of their knowledge on a specific topic.
Person may demonstrate extremely strong convictions of their perceived knowledge, especially where the issue is a) not that serious or b) no one is questioning said knowledge.
Common illustrations will appear as ongoing rants on given topics that non-stoned people will see as ridiculous.
Person may demonstrate extremely strong convictions of their perceived knowledge, especially where the issue is a) not that serious or b) no one is questioning said knowledge.
Common illustrations will appear as ongoing rants on given topics that non-stoned people will see as ridiculous.
Dude, Ben had a bad case of SKitAllS last night. He sent like 30 texts in a row about these damn pedal bearings and how they weren’t serviceable, and anybody who objected was an idiot! What a stoned rant!
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"Hey, are you having some chem trouble? How's the assignment coming along?"
"Holy shit balls mother FUCKER! :'( I have no idea how to do THIS!!! "
"And the winner is... Sarah _____"
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"Holy shit balls mother FUCKER! :'( I have no idea how to do THIS!!! "
"And the winner is... Sarah _____"
"HOLY SHIT BALLS MOTHER FUCKER!!! :D "
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A Ninja Shitblast is a combination of a Ninja Blast and a Shitblast, A
Ninja Blast is when you eat a any combination of eggs, bread, prunes, prune juice, mexican food, or indian food, and then eat a bunch of laxitives.
When you need to take a shit real bad after than, you then proceed to go to an enemy's house (preferably sneak in, hence the "Ninja" aspect and shit not IN thier toilet, but SHIT BLAST all inside the resivoir - you know, the top where all the workings and floater and stuff are.
After doing that you then take a HUGE MEGASHIT in the actual toilet itself and stuff it full of toilet paper to plug it up. Then you flush it and it will overflow with shit and the owner of the toilet will NEVER be able to clean it and it'll smell like shit forever until they replace the toilet.
A Ninja Shitblast is a combination of a Ninja Blast and a Shitblast, A
Ninja Blast is when you eat a any combination of eggs, bread, prunes, prune juice, mexican food, or indian food, and then eat a bunch of laxitives.
When you need to take a shit real bad after than, you then proceed to go to an enemy's house (preferably sneak in, hence the "Ninja" aspect and shit not IN thier toilet, but SHIT BLAST all inside the resivoir - you know, the top where all the workings and floater and stuff are.
After doing that you then take a HUGE MEGASHIT in the actual toilet itself and stuff it full of toilet paper to plug it up. Then you flush it and it will overflow with shit and the owner of the toilet will NEVER be able to clean it and it'll smell like shit forever until they replace the toilet.
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