wonky eyed shit cunt

a friendly yet insulting terminology used amongst friends
shut up you wonky eyed shit cunt
by Big Worm July 18, 2008
Get the wonky eyed shit cunt mug.

shit the cunt

An event in which a woman see's fit to put her hand between her legs(far enough to touch her anus), curls one out(a poo)on her hand, and then rubs said turd, around her vagina

This phrase can also be used as an abstract alternative for the phrase "shit the bed", which is used as an emphasis of an event.
"hey morgan, i saw some weird porn last night"
"oh yeah, what happened"
"Some blond shit the cunt"
"Thats nasty"
OR
*Massive explosion*
"WHOOAAA SHIT THE CUNT!"
by tiediedemon November 26, 2007
Get the shit the cunt mug.
your friends fucks you over for the last time so you are fucking done with his shit
im sick of your fucking shit cunt
by Rrrssvhj July 28, 2020
Get the im sick of your fucking shit cunt mug.

Shit My Cunt

When you mess something up in a terrible and comedic way.
"Damn I shit my cunt!"

Bro #1: "dude I can't beleive I did that.."
Bro #2: "looks like you shit your cunt again!"
by Sevanity April 05, 2016
Get the Shit My Cunt mug.

shit eating cunt

A large , unhealthy individual who usually shows physical signs of poor lifestyle choices, outwardly aggressive in tone and manner and generally unsympathetic to the needs of others
That shit eating cunt just drove over that child’s dog and laughed about it, whilst on their way home from the takeaway restaurant
by Mrs Pussywillow November 26, 2021
Get the shit eating cunt mug.