Homemade wine coolers. Someone grabs some cheap box wine and mixes it with seven-up and puts it in a sippy-cup. People drinking Shartles and James can be found in the summer time at free movies in the park.
That lady over there has no idea where her kid is, she's all hammered on her homemade Shartles and James and flirting with her girlfriend's husband. Nice spray tan.
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Based on a scene from the movie, 'Foodfight' when one of the characters jumps up in the Villain's face and farts.
Based on a scene from the movie, 'Foodfight' when one of the characters jumps up in the Villain's face and farts.
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