shankie

word used only by idiots. means the fat bozo is hungry. Shankie is any snack, eaten by only fat idiots.

I am hungry for a shankie

by coolest..me..lol February 24, 2021

shanky monkey

a shanky monkey is a phenomenal specimen, usually caught residing in the depths of nigeria, with many big black men. his physical appearance is true to a long, thin, black, scrumptious stick. he has multiple associates who constantly bully the poor shanky monkey, and few friends who watch and laugh. his mother considers him a complete and utter embarrassment to the monkeys. he is not thick, strong, or as sexy as he should be. shanky is the very embodiment of "almost there" and his brethren make sure to let him know it.

you could have been a doctor, but you ended up a shanky monkey

by shankyisblackandproud April 28, 2022

Shanky Treehorn

A sexual act so vile and aggressive, that no parties survive.

the shanky treehorn is an extreme sexual activity.

by scott realname April 12, 2013

shanky

When you're too short to be lanky. Basically skinny people who aren't tall.

"You think she plays volleyball?"
"Nah, she too shanky."

by boi_in_a_band December 11, 2018

Shanky is a man

this term generally is used to describe somebody who's last name is Shanks. They have to be a girl and they also have to have no tits and look like men. Balls don't have to be where they should be.

Mhairi Shanks is such a man. Shanky is a man.

by eleanor kicks ass March 17, 2004

Shanky

When someone or something is suspicious or stupid.

“Did you see what Reese did? That was so shanky of him.”

by Stella Peters August 15, 2019

Shanky

Short and skinny

I am not lanky ,I am shanky.

by .Bird. May 11, 2020