scud deflectors

n. Those giant, relatively ugly sunglasses that most college-aged, sometimes skanky girls wear around incessantly in an attempt to make themselves look hotter by blocking out half their face. Thank Paris Hilton for this look.

Charles: Hey man, you see that hot girl over there?
Pablo: She's probably not hot, it's just a trick of the scud deflectors. An illusion, if you will.
(Charles walks over and talks to her, during which time she takes off her deflectors to clean them.)
(Charles face melts as if he just opened the Arc of the Covenant.)
Pablo: Toldja so.

by T-Rent December 11, 2007

scruddy

out of order; dirty; unkempt

The dirty room is scruddy.

by Squareplusthree July 25, 2010

Shit Scud

Dog poop picked up in a plastic shopping bag. End of bag will be tied up then swung like a catapult and released, causing said shit scud to fly through the air.

Took the dog for a walk this morning, thing dropped the biggest poop in the park so i sent the shit scud into Mr Smith's yard! Never liked him anyway.

by cynz October 16, 2008

Dropping Scuds

The action of extruding a massive turd that resembles a Scud Missile.

I was dropping scuds.

The dog down the street is always dropping scuds in my garden.

by Sordon November 7, 2010

scudgy

a combination of ugly and scandalous...

i cant believe he likes that girl... shes so scudgy....

by miss trish December 25, 2008

Scoddy

Small or insignificant, sub-standard. West Yorkshire (Huddersfield). 1970's.

"That's a scoddy portion of chips, give me some more!"

by Scorrie March 23, 2014

lung scud

A cigarette. The idea is that a cigarette is shaped like a scud missile and is about as good for you as one.

Dude, you gotta stop smoking those lung scuds. They're gonna give you cancer.

by Regulator October 27, 2006