Scottish

An obsolete term given to a person originally from Scotland, but due to a referendum, said person is now referred to as British.

Remember when the Scottish had some pride and passion? Shame they were spineless, couldn't stand up for themselves and succumb to being British.

Scottish by flyingbritsman October 1, 2014

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Scottish

Noun, adj.

Generally used outside of Scotland as a gentle way of describing a drunk, job-less, aggressive, half-crazy football supporter with a horrible accent coming from the north who thinks he's the shit.

Within Scotland, used synonymously with pride, strength, health, honor and decency. Something everybody knows the Scots for, obviously, not head butts and heroin addiction.

Scottish may also be used to describe an excessively stupid act: "stop acting so scottish and put that needle down man!"

Do not confuse with Chav, which, while it is an equally repulsive animal, comes from Kent and Essex, not Glasgow. However, Chav and Scot are not mutually exclusive.

Scottish may be used to describe a fat person who deep-fries chocolate, or someone who wouldn't spare a penny to save his dying grand-mother.

I can't believe I just saw this fat, drunk, aggressive, half-crazy, skirt-wearing, money grabbing, heroin addicted, job-less football supporter choke on that deep fried mars bar!! He looks really proud of himself too. He must be Scottish.

Scottish by polishimmigrant March 2, 2011

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Scottish

A bunch of unemployed, heroin-addicted, deep-fried mars bar scoffing, orange-haired sectarian scum from the North of Hadrian's Wall.

Famous Scottish military victories include Bannockburn and the time they stole the goalposts and pitch from Wembley in 1977.

Famous Scottish military defeats are too numerous to mention, but the English handed out every one of those shoeings over numerous centuries.

Scottish by TimmyTheTroll May 12, 2009