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Scottish

An obsolete term given to a person originally from Scotland, but due to a referendum, said person is now referred to as British.
Remember when the Scottish had some pride and passion? Shame they were spineless, couldn't stand up for themselves and succumb to being British.
by flyingbritsman October 1, 2014
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Scottish

Noun, adj.

Generally used outside of Scotland as a gentle way of describing a drunk, job-less, aggressive, half-crazy football supporter with a horrible accent coming from the north who thinks he's the shit.

Within Scotland, used synonymously with pride, strength, health, honor and decency. Something everybody knows the Scots for, obviously, not head butts and heroin addiction.

Scottish may also be used to describe an excessively stupid act: "stop acting so scottish and put that needle down man!"

Do not confuse with Chav, which, while it is an equally repulsive animal, comes from Kent and Essex, not Glasgow. However, Chav and Scot are not mutually exclusive.

Scottish may be used to describe a fat person who deep-fries chocolate, or someone who wouldn't spare a penny to save his dying grand-mother.
I can't believe I just saw this fat, drunk, aggressive, half-crazy, skirt-wearing, money grabbing, heroin addicted, job-less football supporter choke on that deep fried mars bar!! He looks really proud of himself too. He must be Scottish.
by polishimmigrant March 2, 2011
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A bunch of unemployed, heroin-addicted, deep-fried mars bar scoffing, orange-haired sectarian scum from the North of Hadrian's Wall.
Famous Scottish military victories include Bannockburn and the time they stole the goalposts and pitch from Wembley in 1977.

Famous Scottish military defeats are too numerous to mention, but the English handed out every one of those shoeings over numerous centuries.
by TimmyTheTroll May 12, 2009
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Adjective:

The exact opposite to welsh. Boring, idle and dammed right ugly.
Get uff ya fat arse and stop bein' so Scottish!
by welsh ninjas August 5, 2006
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Sublanguage; when someone speaks a version of English with slight mumbles and slurs with unnecessary speed at times.
"Why couldn't that person understand me? Was I speaking Scottish, again?"
by Spine4you November 2, 2009
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dumb big headed ugly assholes that stink like whiskey mixed with shit
This drunk dumb ass with big head must be scottish.
by sssss12345 July 26, 2009
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Pertaining to anything from Scotland except the only thing worth a shit from Scotland whitch is Scotch.
Kenneth: That drunk over there with the tartan dress on is Scottish.
Barny: Yeah, he's full of Scotch and shit.
by BolloxThe Brave March 5, 2009
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