Skanker

ok, you have your "punks", who listen to punk music. you have your "goths" that listen to metal of some sort.and finally, you have "SKANKERS" who listen to Ska Music

i am a total skanker

by David Towle June 18, 2004

skankerriffic

slutty, easy

Boy, she slept with on the first date, that's skankerriffic

by jerseygirl11 September 8, 2003

shanker

whore of the north shore

look at that, its a shanker.

by qawsedrftgyhujikol December 7, 2006

south paw monkey spanker

One who uses his left hand to jack, whack, choke the chicken, spank the monkey, attack the one-eyed purple-headed warrior or in other words, MASTURBATE!

A lefty, per say

May be a person that writes, hits, or even smokes with his right hand but gallops the old lizzard with his left hand.

Also referred to as an S.P.M.P.

Kristine: So I used my teloscope last night and looked into Ray's window. Did you know that he is a South Paw Monkey Spanker?

Derek: So I applied for this new job at the Home Depot, and my boss wanted to know if I was an S.P.M.P. and I'm all wtf? On occasion, though, I do, do the five kunckle shuffle with 'ol Lefty!

Janet: Hey Bobby?
Bobby: Yes Janet?
Janet: Do you participate in genital stimulation via phallengetic motion with your left hand?
Bobby: Why yes, I am an S.P.M.P.!

by Emas Diez May 9, 2006

ankle spanker

An ankle spanker is a huge penis that, when hard, could possibly rip open a horse. Often steped on by the owners friends.

Brittney!! Get off my ankle spanker!

by Linda December 26, 2004

Skankerous

A skank that is infested with disease. Coming from the english "Skank" and the english word "Cankerous".

"your Mother is quite skankerous..."

by pudgums June 24, 2009

skankerific

Terificaly Skankified - From Two Pints Of Lager (British Comedy)

He's Skankerific, his breaths horrific he looks funny in the light

by Technopagan August 30, 2005