potato scallop

slices of potato mixed with cream and topped with cheese before being baked in an oven. Often confused with potato cakes by uneducated New South Welshmen and South Australians.

Potato Scallops are great with Roast Pork.

by Yazza33 April 14, 2017

scalloped potatoes

To masturbate using somone else's shit as lubricant.

" Me and the old lady tried scalloped potatoes last night. I got shit stuck in my pre hole."

by Shit guru June 27, 2017

scalloping

Extracting the eyes from a person but not breaking the nerves while there still alive.(funky masochism)

i always do scalloping to people i dont like.

by man withoutmorals April 12, 2024

fire scallops

A giant red head's scrotum with one nut chocked off laying on a prep table.

Originated in a restaurant in downtown Orlando.

Take a picture of these fire scallops to show what today's special is.

by I_Am_Jimmy_Bob December 02, 2022

unusually large scallop

a euphemism, used to fill gaps in conversation, awkward silence or just for a laugh. Coined by Master Chef Hugh Acheson, loosely referring to a scallop stored in a tin the size of a paint can.

Girl 1: Smart, handsome, he is quite a catch.
Girl 2: ... AND he has an unusually large scallop...

Wife: Have you cleaned the garage yet?
Husband: Have I mentioned I have an unusually large scallop?

by Capt. Colicchio April 12, 2011

Scallops

an impossibly handsome individual and he is naturally a chick magnet. he has an absoloutely collosal, gigantic, intellectual, throbbing, electrical brain that is so good at being smart that he is actually considered smart. you may seem confused as per what i just said but thats because their inteligence levels are unmatched for everyone else, including myself

Wow, Mary-Sue is pretty scallops, don't you think?

by Scallops November 10, 2021

Scallops

an incredibly hot and attractive individual and they are naturally a chick magnet

I like to think that I am quite Scallops

by Scallops November 10, 2021