Scalloping

Scalloping-verb
The act of shoving one's hand up the anus of another person, pull out their innards, proceed to the nearest body of water (i.e., lake, pond, public swimming pool, etc.) and swim out on one's back into the middle of said body of water. Then one places the innards on one's stomach and then continue on to eating said innards like an otter.

Danny- "I totally went down by the beach and started scalloping Freddy."

Steve- "Nice dude! Now hold still and bend over."

by Rosco Willy Jacobsin November 13, 2011

scallopwned

To be pwned by scallops (can be used with other marine life).

Dude, that guy was scallopwned!

by crazyguy832 December 7, 2006

scallop fingers

What happens to your fingers after finger banging a girl too much. Possibly accompanied by the smell of fish.

Yo, I finger banged that bitch until I got scallop fingers.

by MonRolly August 30, 2017

scalloped potatoes

To masturbate using somone else's shit as lubricant.

" Me and the old lady tried scalloped potatoes last night. I got shit stuck in my pre hole."

by Shit guru June 30, 2017

Scallop

To proceed movement towards the bathroom from ones couch

Scallop to the bathroom before i murder your parents

by sdaGFSHDJHSFDASF March 11, 2018

Scallopphobia

The fear that somehow. Some way. Someone’s gonna Twat a scallop at you like you’re trying to feed a pikey from 10 paces

Fuming my new coat got scallop on it. This is why I have scallopphobia

by You nah meeean December 17, 2021

Scallop

To prance around gleefully.

The children scallop around the winery hillside.

by BenRoberts April 15, 2022