People that worship the only real evil in the world, Green apple Jolly Rancher water flavoring. This group of people are the worst of the worst, more horrible than regular Satanists and the KKK combined.
Guy one: hey, have you heard of the Green Apple Satanists?
Guy two: stay away from them! They'll sacrifice then eat your new born
Guy two: stay away from them! They'll sacrifice then eat your new born
by DevoutPumkanist May 19, 2017
Get the Green Apple Satanistsmug. friends who are wild, party, or freethinkers. The idea of a heathen, pagan, or non believer. similiar to "me and my heathen friends"
by TheOldestGenX May 12, 2024
Get the Satanist Buddiesmug. Person 1: You know karen?
Person 2: Oh yeah isn't she the Satanist who killed all them people?
Person 1: Oh My God! I heard a rumor that she dry humped Satan at a sacrificial birthday party for her 7 year old cousin who had peppa pig in his colon.
Person 2: OMG! PEPPA WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HIS COLON!
Person 2: Oh yeah isn't she the Satanist who killed all them people?
Person 1: Oh My God! I heard a rumor that she dry humped Satan at a sacrificial birthday party for her 7 year old cousin who had peppa pig in his colon.
Person 2: OMG! PEPPA WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HIS COLON!
by Defo not Karen August 26, 2019
Get the Satanistmug. Satanists gatherings are usually filled with heavy metal music, weirdos, and the leader who looks like who was raised by meth heads.
by DrTre902 October 30, 2022
Get the Satanistsmug. This is a shitty religion made up by the quirky people of tiktok
religion has to have a belief of life behind it, a reason for life and usually a God
Satanism is the belief that you can do what you want which is idiotic
religion has to have a belief of life behind it, a reason for life and usually a God
Satanism is the belief that you can do what you want which is idiotic
Person 1 "Hey did you hear about Jj? apprently he's a Satanist now"
Person 2"Hes a fucking idiot mannn"
Person 2"Hes a fucking idiot mannn"
by Angel<33 June 18, 2022
Get the Satanistmug. by _un_c0rn_ October 14, 2021
Get the satanistmug. Group of persons who claimed to be satanists but doesn't believe or worship satan as their savior and betray him and neither participate with catholic rituals as they are a bit satanic in sense
He is not going to church. He is a sempnothetic satanist
by Anonymous lord January 14, 2019
Get the Sempnothetic satanistmug.