Santa

That guy that doesn't exist

little kid: "Dad, wheres Santa?"
Drunken Dad: "That fat bastard ain't real, go back to bed"
little kid: (dreams officially crushed)

by dreamcrushedboy December 24, 2010

Santa

see Satan

a big,fat red fuck who teaches greediness,wanton-ness,and lust and stands in the way of the truth blotting it out by obscuring it with his enormously fat ass and head

teaches blatant consumerism

Santa is a big,fat,fuck

by kool aid December 8, 2003

santa

not real.

Santa isn't real

by Eggie g December 8, 2012

santa

Title and nickname of Santa Claus, though he is the antithesis of a Saint. Santa Claus is actually the current incarnation of the Babylonian tyrant Nimrod. Stands for commercialism and oppression.

Defy Santa. Burn all Christmas trees. Death to Nimrod!

by Iggy Hazard January 16, 2004

Santa

He is ACTUALLY evil. His name is an anagram for Satan.

Really, Santa? The letters H and O are 6 letters away in the alphabet.

HO HO HO= 6 6 6 merry xmas bitch

by 8Chris8 March 5, 2011

Santa

The big man up north who holds humanity in constant judgement.

You better be nice, you better not cry, Santa's constantly judging you I'm going to tell you why!

by Mr.Illumanti January 6, 2020

Santa

A fat bastard that breaks into your house and kidnaps your wife, sister and mom back to the "north pole".

"Oh shit, santa came to my house last night and I cant find anybody"

by Not about to yeet a child wym November 20, 2020