A fucking chickenshit facist. Believes the government should interfere with every aspect of every citizen's personal lives in order to shape the Country to relfect his-and only his-personal views, which would basically mean making it mandatory for all U.S. citizens to become practicing Christians. Was also the first major name in the 2012 Presidential Campaign to propose a ban on Porn-which the Supreme Court would've obviously declared unconstitutional (unless he appointed only his fellow Conservative Bible thumpers).
by GaaraoftheDamned November 29, 2012
Get the Rick Santorum mug.A long rambling, incoherent news conference/speech given by a public official that leaves you more confused about the official's real reasons for making the statement.
by Gneissguy July 11, 2009
Get the Sanfordesque mug.A slur used in the various meyers briggs typology communities online, used in the same sense as the word nergo for the types SPs and SJs. Often used to imply lack of intelligence and doing stupid things as opposed to deep and complex mental gymnastics which intuitives are capable of like predicting the future, which makes the usage of the word particularly ironic.
Look at the stupid sensors over there. Why can't they be deep like intuitives ?
Darwin can't be a sensor bruh just because he left the room! He is an INTP ... sensors are dumb. lol
Darwin can't be a sensor bruh just because he left the room! He is an INTP ... sensors are dumb. lol
by brad141 January 15, 2020
Get the sensor mug.1. (noun) An anal sex act, in which the giving partner lies to the receiving partner and tells him or her that he has ejaculated. After the receiving partner turns around to face him, the giving partner violently ejaculates into the other partner's eye. He then uses the Santorum that has accumulated on his penis to draw a cross on the forehead of the stunned receiving partner.
2. (verb) To perform said sex act.
3. (noun) The fact that Rick Santorum is still a viable presidential candidate after Super Tuesday
2. (verb) To perform said sex act.
3. (noun) The fact that Rick Santorum is still a viable presidential candidate after Super Tuesday
1. Man, that hooker made be pay double after I tried the Santorum Super Tuesday Surprise.
3. In any other election, the Santorum Super Tuesday Surprise would be more shocking to me, but look at the other candidates!
3. In any other election, the Santorum Super Tuesday Surprise would be more shocking to me, but look at the other candidates!
by Mort459 June 16, 2012
Get the Santorum Super Tuesday Surprise mug.A homosexual sex act involving ten (10) or more males, popularized by several conservative politicians.
During this act each participant lines up according to penis size and voraciously jackhammers the male with the tightest cornhole ("receiver") until they ejaculate, one at a time filling the colon with an emulsion of personal lubricant and fecal matter ("Santorum").
Next, the second most hung male penetrates the colon extremely deeply and performs the most aggressive form of anal intercourse done at such a speed/force that the anus loses all tightness and what was once a happy starfish is now a hot red pit ("code red anal").
Simultaneously, while the receiver is fluffing the most hung male and getting absolutely throttled in the ass, the most hung male grabs the back of the receiver's head and forces the receiver to deep throat beyond his capability.
The violent gag that results sets off a chain reaction that begins with a sphincter clench. The combination of this clench with a well-timed inward thrust from the #2 douche rocket creates a massive high-pressure colon-bubble that explodes at a high velocity from the receivers gaping colon, covering the #2 douche rocket in a mixed batch of steamy Santorum.
During this act each participant lines up according to penis size and voraciously jackhammers the male with the tightest cornhole ("receiver") until they ejaculate, one at a time filling the colon with an emulsion of personal lubricant and fecal matter ("Santorum").
Next, the second most hung male penetrates the colon extremely deeply and performs the most aggressive form of anal intercourse done at such a speed/force that the anus loses all tightness and what was once a happy starfish is now a hot red pit ("code red anal").
Simultaneously, while the receiver is fluffing the most hung male and getting absolutely throttled in the ass, the most hung male grabs the back of the receiver's head and forces the receiver to deep throat beyond his capability.
The violent gag that results sets off a chain reaction that begins with a sphincter clench. The combination of this clench with a well-timed inward thrust from the #2 douche rocket creates a massive high-pressure colon-bubble that explodes at a high velocity from the receivers gaping colon, covering the #2 douche rocket in a mixed batch of steamy Santorum.
"Newt is absolutely drowning after that Santorum Surge."
"Mitt really timed that one nicely, Newt didn't even see that Santorum Surge coming."
"Fuck a glitter bomb, that toxic Santorum Surge just blinded Newt."
"Wow, that guy just blew up. What a well executed Santorum Surge!"
"Oh shit, somebody throw Mitt a couple bate-mates, he has one hell of a mess to clean up after that Santorum Surge!"
"Mitt really timed that one nicely, Newt didn't even see that Santorum Surge coming."
"Fuck a glitter bomb, that toxic Santorum Surge just blinded Newt."
"Wow, that guy just blew up. What a well executed Santorum Surge!"
"Oh shit, somebody throw Mitt a couple bate-mates, he has one hell of a mess to clean up after that Santorum Surge!"
by The Smifter March 25, 2012
Get the Santorum Surge mug.Sándor's a pretty rarely used name so there is a chance you will never meet anyone in our entire life named that way. But if oh do, then congrats you've probably met a wonderful person. Now ou can already bet all ou have on the fact this person will do anything to make your life easier. They'll listen. They'll trust. They'll care. That's what they do : they enter your life without ou even realizing it and then it's too late for you to imagine living it ever again without them. That's a kind of magic they master.
They also have the best jokes and the best laughs. They're smart and loyal, and there's only so much you can do to make them go away.
They also have the best jokes and the best laughs. They're smart and loyal, and there's only so much you can do to make them go away.
by Hortense Green October 5, 2020
Get the sándor mug.A Fairy who, with the help of a dildo spoon, cleans the santorum from the assholes of happy people everywhere, cheerfully sticking a dollar in their butthole region as she leaves. As legend has it, the Santorum Fairy bottles up the gooey waste and has built a house with it.
Jerry made sure to thank the Santorum Fairy as she gave him a dollar and wiped the mix of poo and his boyfriends cum that had developed in his asshole.
by SantorumFairy August 4, 2011
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