Do you have any hand sanitizer?

(interjection) a remark requesting hand sanitizer, synonymous with "I just wiped my butt without washing my hands afterwards."

Guy 1: Do you have any hand sanitizer?

Guy 2: Come on, man, you just gave me a high five.

by RickBAideai April 2, 2011

sanitized words

Clean words that ate used in place of dirty words.

😆😏Hey potty mouth, use more sanitized words in front of my children instead of all that cussing. Lol. 🆗🆒☯️🤐🤤🐝

by M@m@bear November 10, 2018

sanitize

a meme started in overwatch league by players initially refusing to take hand sanitizer between maps, then accepting it at the crowd's assistance.

"NotE's hands seem pretty slippery"
"Yeah man he had to sanitize"
"Well, of course, you gotta sanitize"

by dan shadow May 29, 2018

Sanitizer Stinger

When you use Sanitizer as lube your fucking dick stings because god is dead.
Its also really good for some CBT.

Yo last night Jamie told me to put sanitizer on my dick becuase it makes "great lube" turns out im fucking retarded and i fell for the sanitizer stinger

by Justtrash21 November 8, 2019

Hand sanitizer fact

When your statement is 99.9% a fact

Who needs to be smart when you’re funny, am I right?

That’s a hand sanitizer fact

by Hopscotch November 9, 2019

Sui-sanital

To be driven to sui-sanity.

To be suicidal and insane at the same time.

“Yo pal. I’m feeling pretty sui-sanital cause I just failed my super easy test, BRUH!”

by Big Koon December 15, 2017

Hand Sanitizered

The act of sanitizing your hands.

I hand sanitizered the pen markings off of my arm.

by grimygirl October 4, 2017